doormouse
Seductively Sweet
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2004
- Posts
- 4,407
and you get a buyer
I put in a needle valve
and you get pumped
I put in a scratched CD
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and you get a buyer
I put in a needle valve
and you get pumped
I put in a scratched CD
and you get a double ended penis.
I put in a luscious pussy
And you get back a wiggling tongue.
I put in a pair each of fleece lined wrist and ankle cuffs...
And you get stuck
I put in a mutated penis
and you get the bill from Dr Frankenstein.
I put in an empty envelope addressed to the head of GM
And you get a contract granting you ownership
I put in a tiny dancer
and you hear the sounds of tinny music.
I put in an Anglepoise desk lamp
and you get spring loaded with a magnetic base
I put in a bent cotter pin
and get a kings ransomand it comes out straight, but stabs you when you go to pick it up
I put in a blank cheque
and get a kings ransom
I put in a pretty pair of lace undies(X Gf's)
And you get plain cotton ones.
I put in a Dear John letter
and you get a thank you note
I put in a pungi stick
and you get another puzzled frown; the display reads "Eh ?"
I put in a wooden drumstick
and you march to the beat of a different drummer
I put in a sympathy card ( for HP )
and you get a Thank You note.
I put in an Avo 8
and you get an autographed photo of Donald Macadie
I put in a grub hoe
and the music starts for a hoe-down. . . .
I put in a manually-operated earth-moving implement.
and you get one squished vending machine
I put in a global incident
and you get a call from Tony Blairand the Russians have sent a trawler to investigate.
[ never been to one ]
I put in a dead scud missile
and you get a call from Tony Blair
I put in a compass and square
and you get an invite to the Masons next dinner.
I put in a digital micrometer
and Mario Andretti calls for it back
I put in a hob-goblin
and the Queen of the Faeries sends you a missive
I put in a Balrog