Silliest questions you've been asked
- Thread starter Vixandra
- Start date
I used to think it strange that people would ask me what time it was while there was a clock right behind me on the wall. And I don't mean people who didn't know the clock was there. I mean people who had been in my classroom several times, had asked me the question several times, and had watched me turn around and look up at it before telling them the time several times.
Finally, a friend of mine who's daughter was one of the main culprits clued me in. They don't know how to read analogue clocks anymore!
About the only other one that ever really got me was "do I make you horny?"
I glanced down at my crotch, looked her right back in the eye, and said "no, I just needed a sundial to see what time it is."
Finally, a friend of mine who's daughter was one of the main culprits clued me in. They don't know how to read analogue clocks anymore!
About the only other one that ever really got me was "do I make you horny?"
I glanced down at my crotch, looked her right back in the eye, and said "no, I just needed a sundial to see what time it is."
SissySalina
Sissy Smart
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2016
- Posts
- 6,135
sissy have had some people ask sissy "do you really have panties on under that dress?".
sissy would consider that silly question.
sissy would consider that silly question.
Snugbug
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Aug 27, 2017
- Posts
- 266
"You can make pancakes without pancake mix?"
I proceeded to make pancakes with flour, sugar, eggs, and water because his kitchen was under stocked, and he proceeded to brag to his roommates about how his girlfriend made pancakes without a mix as though I had preformed magic. The pancakes were okay.
I proceeded to make pancakes with flour, sugar, eggs, and water because his kitchen was under stocked, and he proceeded to brag to his roommates about how his girlfriend made pancakes without a mix as though I had preformed magic. The pancakes were okay.
Isevil1976
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2016
- Posts
- 2,187
Do you want a blowjob?
I guarantee 100 out of 100 times I’m saying yes.
I guarantee 100 out of 100 times I’m saying yes.
AngusBridie
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2017
- Posts
- 1,572
Why aren't you wearing pants today ?
its casual friday
its casual friday
Athalia
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2010
- Posts
- 1,211
I have a high, rather squeaky voice.
Far too often in my adult years, I would answer the phone, and the first thing the caller would say was "Is your mother at home?"
I'd say that she was dead, but that I missed her. They didn't have to know that she died twenty or thirty years ago.
Far too often in my adult years, I would answer the phone, and the first thing the caller would say was "Is your mother at home?"
I'd say that she was dead, but that I missed her. They didn't have to know that she died twenty or thirty years ago.
LoquiSordidaAdMe
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 8, 2017
- Posts
- 1,135
Would you be willing to consult on your projects after hours and weekends?
No, this is a terrible company and I hate my projects. That's why I'm quitting.
No, this is a terrible company and I hate my projects. That's why I'm quitting.
blackmohammed
Virgin
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2014
- Posts
- 118
Silly question "How do you make roast chicken?"
Crazy question "How do you pump gas?"
Both from my last girlfriend and before you ask no she was not a blond.
Crazy question "How do you pump gas?"
Both from my last girlfriend and before you ask no she was not a blond.
LIVINRFANTASIES
In a Cornfield Near You
- Joined
- Feb 25, 2016
- Posts
- 11,156
Denny
I was asked to stop by another agents home to let his wife know he'd be late getting off work. Bob was way over 6' and maybe 250#.
This short, maybe 4' tall squeaky voiced little girl came to the door. I asked to talk to her mother.
For one long year I sold life insurance when the company I was at moved to NY.
I was asked to stop by another agents home to let his wife know he'd be late getting off work. Bob was way over 6' and maybe 250#.
This short, maybe 4' tall squeaky voiced little girl came to the door. I asked to talk to her mother.
Trigger_Warning
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2017
- Posts
- 297
When I was young - like 13 - my older cousins asked me which measuring cup she should use for a cake mix. She had a 1/3 cup and a 1/4 cup but the instructions called for a 1/2 cup.
sunandshadow
Cocksnail!
- Joined
- Jan 1, 1970
- Posts
- 3,863
I had a guy who was 19 or 20 ask me at what age women started producing milk. Like, he had no idea a pregnancy was required, or that women didn't just produce milk their entire adult lives.
LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2014
- Posts
- 39,108
My oldest right in front of a waitress at my former favorite place to have breakfast:
"Mommy, why are her boobs so much bigger than yours?"
Duh, because God hates me
(I really shouldn't have said that!)
"Maybe that's because we never go to church. Can we start going to church, mommy? Because I want big ones. Really big ones!"
Ugh.
"Mommy, why are her boobs so much bigger than yours?"
Duh, because God hates me
(I really shouldn't have said that!)
"Maybe that's because we never go to church. Can we start going to church, mommy? Because I want big ones. Really big ones!"
Ugh.
Last edited:
werdsmith
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2006
- Posts
- 1,567
My oldest right in front of a waitress at my former favorite place to have breakfast:
"Mommy, why are her boobs so much bigger than yours?"
Duh, because God hates me
(I really shouldn't have said that!)
"Maybe that's because we never go to church. Can we start going to church, mommy? Because I want big ones. Really big ones!"
Ugh.
lol...sorry.....wow
littlecordelera
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2013
- Posts
- 1,483
Silliest question I've ever been asked is, "May I ask you a question?"
LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2014
- Posts
- 39,108
LIVINRFANTASIES
In a Cornfield Near You
- Joined
- Feb 25, 2016
- Posts
- 11,156
Denny
I always end up answering 20 more.
Getting back to tits. We've had a lot of grown adults ask if wife Dollie's tits are real.
Depending where we are I tell her to show them or I say "feel them and decide".
I say 'you just get one and you already asked.'
I always end up answering 20 more.
Getting back to tits. We've had a lot of grown adults ask if wife Dollie's tits are real.
Depending where we are I tell her to show them or I say "feel them and decide".
Gotham_Central
Just A Little Bit Twisted
- Joined
- Mar 14, 2017
- Posts
- 2,615
"How close is Philadelphia to Pennsylvania?"
They meant, how close is Philadelphia to the Dutch Amish Country.
They meant, how close is Philadelphia to the Dutch Amish Country.
FGB
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2013
- Posts
- 7,332
My oldest right in front of a waitress at my former favorite place to have breakfast:
"Mommy, why are her boobs so much bigger than yours?"
Duh, because God hates me
(I really shouldn't have said that!)
"Maybe that's because we never go to church. Can we start going to church, mommy? Because I want big ones. Really big ones!"
Ugh.
LOL!
DAMN! This one belongs in Readers Digest or something.
Que
aʒɑ̃ prɔvɔkatœr
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
- Posts
- 39,882
I've actually answered that one, "No, because the answer is forget it."
But they haven't said how much, yet.
LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2014
- Posts
- 39,108
oggbashan
Dying Truth seeker
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2002
- Posts
- 56,017
I was standing in the front garden of my seaside house when I was asked:
"Is that the sea?"
I should have answered: "No. It's a big lake..."
The real answer is "Yes. It is the North Sea, not the Thames Estuary." because that is what they wanted to know i.e. how far from London does the Thames Estuary change to become the North Sea. But even that information is incomplete. The extent of the Thames Estuary has different limits according to the criteria.
Geographically? They're looking at the North Sea.
In navigation terms as defined by the Port of London Authority they are looking across part of the North Sea to part of their definition of the Thames Estuary and in good visibility beyond the Thames Estuary to more North Sea. The area closer to shore that is too shallow for commercial shipping is the North Sea. The area that is navigable is the Thames Estuary...
So my response should be: "Why do you want to know?"
"Is that the sea?"
I should have answered: "No. It's a big lake..."
The real answer is "Yes. It is the North Sea, not the Thames Estuary." because that is what they wanted to know i.e. how far from London does the Thames Estuary change to become the North Sea. But even that information is incomplete. The extent of the Thames Estuary has different limits according to the criteria.
Geographically? They're looking at the North Sea.
In navigation terms as defined by the Port of London Authority they are looking across part of the North Sea to part of their definition of the Thames Estuary and in good visibility beyond the Thames Estuary to more North Sea. The area closer to shore that is too shallow for commercial shipping is the North Sea. The area that is navigable is the Thames Estuary...
So my response should be: "Why do you want to know?"
twister947
Mama Tried
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2011
- Posts
- 5,165
See what I'm saying?
