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On Wednesdays, he humps his pillow
Whilst watching the calm ocean billow
Thursdays he just wanks
But he's firing blanks
 
On Wednesdays, he humps his pillow
Whilst watching the calm ocean billow
Thursdays he just wanks
But he's firing blanks
He’s Deprived_in_Amarillo
 
She offered to sit on his face
He relished her taste through the lace
She trembled with lust
 
She offered to sit on his face
He relished her taste through the lace
She trembled with lust
Her orgasm a must.
She squirted all over the place
 
This morning I'll board a jet plane
For a hedonist sojourn in Spain
A romp on the beach
 
This morning I'll board a jet plane
For a hedonist sojourn in Spain
A romp on the beach
And a lesson to teach
 
This morning I'll board a jet plane
For a hedonist sojourn in Spain
A romp on the beach
And a lesson to teach:
Safe sex in a sandy terrain
 
My hike in the forest went awry
When a beautiful girl caught my eye
On a high branch she sat
 
My hike in the forest went awry
When a beautiful girl caught my eye
On a high branch she sat
Playing hard with her "cat"
 
My hike in the forest went awry
When a beautiful girl caught my eye
On a high branch she sat
Playing hard with her "cat"
But couldn't cum, so I offered to try
 
Joey found a yellow rock
Hid it under his bed in an old sock
It was the sock he used
 
Joey found a yellow rock
Hid it under his bed in an old sock
It was the sock he used
When he self abused
So his mother is in for a shock
 
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