Tio_Narratore
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Shouldn't that be put on?
and you get back thong panties.
I put in a pair of huarache' sandals ...
and you get a huaraspirin for the ache.
I put in a Barefoot Contessa...
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Shouldn't that be put on?
and you get back thong panties.
I put in a pair of huarache' sandals ...
and you get a huaraspirin for the ache.
I put in a Barefoot Contessa...
and, she ends up pregnant.
I put in a crib.
and you get a quartet of babies playing cards.
I put in a hand of five-card draw...
and you get back the pot.
I put in a tire from a wheelbarrow ...
and, it can't carry a tune, cuz its....flat
I put in a pump.
and you get back a balloon.
I put in a bundle of newspapers for recycling ...
and no one wants yesterday's news.
I put in a Ruby Tuesday...
and you get back Mick Jagger.
I put in a flowering rosebush ...
and you get a flower from Rose's bush.
I put in a quite contrary Mistress Mary...
and you get back cockleshells all in a row. (no wonder she was so merry *snerk*)
I put in Three Billy Goats Gruff ...
and you get a well-butted troll.
I put in a bridge in Avignon...
and you get a dancing partner with your coffee
I put in a glass of Absinthe
and it makthe the heart grow fonder.
I put in the Nun's Priest Tale...
------- bump -------------
and you get a bump back.
I put in a pair of red sandal-strapped stilettos.
and you get a Doctor's appointment for ankle damage
I put in a pair of chrome-plated crutches.
and you get back a fiberglass leg cast.
I put in a bottle of cough syrup...
and you get an even nastier cough.
I put in a teaspoon
And, I add a spoonfull of sugar.
I put in a blend of breakfast tea for the Australian folks.
You get a box, big as your house
filled with green tea, in addition
another pressie was air dropped.
A year supply of chocolate covered strawberries ...
I put in, my broke singing santa. I have a son
who is very fond of his screwdriver~
And, Santa goes off to the toy shop to replace his missing nuts and screws---the little lady elf in the short green skirt.
I put in a toy boat.
and you get to say it three times fast.
I put in a potted Geranium ...
And, I hang it upside down to save it for next year's growing season.
I put in a gutted pumpkin.