Austin8
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and you get a really loud, appreciative sigh.
I put in a Lamborghini Mura.
(whats wrong with ya?)
and you get a Yugo
I put in a pair of garden shears (rusted shut)
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and you get a really loud, appreciative sigh.
I put in a Lamborghini Mura.
(whats wrong with ya?)
and you get a Yugo
I put in a pair of garden shears (rusted shut)
and you get a 1.50 to take it backand you get a tin of WD40 (anti-seize oil)
I put in a Trabant
and you get a 1.50 to take it back
I put in a roller bearing
and one roller rolls under the bench.
I put in a Squirrel-cage motor
and you get a squirrel cage blower
I put in a fluid bearing
And get back a Powerglide transmission
I'll put in a picture of a topless chick tied to a Harley.
*whistles innocently*
And get back a Powerglide transmission
I'll put in a picture of a topless chick tied to a Harley.
*whistles innocently*
and you hear her screams down the corridor.
I put in a packet of custard powder
and get a treacle pudding
I put in a torque wrench
And get back a torqued wench
I'll put in a pair of assless motorcycle chaps.
And get back a torqued wench
I'll put in a pair of assless motorcycle chaps.
and get a guy singing YMCA
I put in a flare nut
And get back a supernova in a bottle.
I'll put in three rusted nails.
and you have to get the varnish off.
I put in a bottle of green ink
And get back calligraphy.
I put in a 5 gallon bucket of Wesson Oil.
and Mr Smith wants it back.
I put in a trigger spring.
and you get a miss fire
I put in a phillips screwdriver
and you get a screwed up head.
[ bloody terrible things ]
I put in a 1.5mm Hex wrench
[ 'night all ]
and you get a 1/2" drive ratchet
I put in a rainstorm
(nite Hp, Thanx for the pm, I have questions...)
and you get a waterlogged garden.
I put in a 3-axis cutting turret
[ drop me a line and I'll try ]
and you get a plasma cutter
I put in a sprig of Barnyardgrass
And get a prissy gelding hanging over your shoulder, wanting more.
I'll put in my migraine.
And you get back sympathy and some Tylenol.
I put in a bottle of Cod Liver Oil...