Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

oh don't mind him, that's just my bi sexual schizophrenic room mate with the 10 inch cock. He's harmless :D
 
Don't worry, it's only a sexually transmitted disease if it can't be cured by penicillin.
 
Sorry I don't smoke... Ohhhh that is your penis.:eek:
 
1. "I wonder what time the Firefly marathon is on?" -Namely because I would stop and turn on the tv to find out.

2. "Stop teasing me and put it in." ..."Um..it is in"
 
You have to be quiet. My grandparents are in the next room.
 
The one thing every guy fears when he gets naked

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
Oh my. Lots of comments about how small it is.


Could make a guy all self conscious about what he's packing.

lol
 
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