Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

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As someone who's scared of all ghosts
And of encounters with them never boasts
 
As someone who's scared of all ghosts
And of encounters with them never boasts
Too many sylla....
 
As someone who's scared of all ghosts
And of encounters with them never boasts
Too many sylla....
One extra filler
Means now that this Limerick is toast(s)
 
She takes her teddy bear to bed
He's soft and cuddly and named Ted
If he comes to life
There's bound to be strife
 
She takes her teddy bear to bed
He's soft and cuddly and named Ted
If he comes to life
There's bound to be strife
Some gay bears enjoy giving head

(Her beau's lucky night?)
:eek:
 
She told him she had an idea
To cure his acute gonorrhea
It was gonna fall off
If he'd so much as cough
 
She told him she had an idea
To cure his acute gonorrhea
It was gonna fall off
If he'd so much as cough
A butt plug solved his diarrhoea 😨
 
Each syllable counted with pride
Which is why he made her his bride
That and a nice rack
And abs of a six pack
 
Each syllable counted with pride
Which is why he made her his bride
That and a nice rack
And abs of a six pack
And intelligence she could not hide
 
I once had sex on a boat.
A three hour tour sunset float
there was a Gilligan
We near had to kill again
 
When choosing a Lit avatar
Your cock is the worst thing by far
No more puny dicks
It won't impress chicks
 
When choosing a Lit avatar
Your cock is the worst thing by far
No more puny dicks
It won't impress chicks
Unless you strum it like a 🎸 guitar! :D:eek:
 
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