The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

MagicaPractica said:

TE999 said:

Mmmm... I love figs.

You get back a plate of crispy grilled cheese sandwiches made with New York State extra sharp white cheddar.

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[We now return to our regular scheduled thread]

You get back a grilled Nathan's hot dog on a toasted bun.

I put in a dozen Krystal hamburgers.

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glynndah said:

Salvor-Hardon said:

Stop shaking the machine. Here's your cheese and crackers to go with it.

I put in Boston Blackie's mustache wax.

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and you get back a wax statue of Tom Selleck

I put in an IOU for really good cheese.

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glynndah said:

Salvor-Hardon said:

Stop shaking the machine. Here's your cheese and crackers to go with it.

I put in Boston Blackie's mustache wax.

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You get back Mike Hammer's 'gat'.

I put in Sherlock Holmes' deerstalker cap.

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Salvor-Hardon said:

glynndah said:

and you get back a wax statue of Tom Selleck

I put in an IOU for really good cheese.

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Hot Damn, is Tom Selleck in there? *crawling into the machine*

Sending out some Pennsylvania Amish XXXX cheddar cheese.

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Salvor-Hardon said:

glynndah said:

and you get back a wax statue of Tom Selleck

I put in an IOU for really good cheese.

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And you get a 'thank you' note from a cow.

I put in a bale of hay.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

You get back Mike Hammer's 'gat'.

I put in Sherlock Holmes' deerstalker cap.

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You get back a meerschaum pipe.

I put in some left over floral wall paper.

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TE999 said:

Salvor-Hardon said:

And you get a 'thank you' note from a cow.

I put in a bale of hay.

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And you get back a cow (carved from cheese.)

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MagicaPractica said:

TE999 said:

You get back a meerschaum pipe.

I put in some left over floral wall paper.

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You get back some remnants from the dining room curtains.

I put in a handful of paint color swatches.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get back a cow (carved from cheese.)

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[Sorry about the late nite quick quit, but RL called]

You get back a milkmaid carved from butter.

I put in Jack and Jill's pail.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

[Sorry about the late nite quick quit, but RL called]

You get back a milkmaid carved from butter.

I put in Jack and Jill's pail.

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And you get a bucketful of Mary's summer water. (She's still quite contrary, you know.)

I put in Little Bo Peep's sheep.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get a bucketful of Mary's summer water. (She's still quite contrary, you know.)

I put in Little Bo Peep's sheep.

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You get back a brick from Humpty's wall.

I put in Little Jack Horner's plum.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

You get back a brick from Humpty's wall.

I put in Little Jack Horner's plum.

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And you get a pig from the piper's son.

I put in a spider on a tuffet.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get a pig from the piper's son.

I put in a spider on a tuffet.

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You get back a shoe buckle (one-two).

I put in a cat and a fiddle.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

You get back a shoe buckle (one-two).

I put in a cat and a fiddle.

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And you get back a "wee willie winkie."

I put in an autograph from Paul Revere.

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buxxxom said:

TE999 said:

And you get back a "wee willie winkie."

I put in an autograph from Paul Revere.

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And you get a tricorn hat.

I put in a ride to Banbury Cross.

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glynndah said:

buxxxom said:

And you get a tricorn hat.

I put in a ride to Banbury Cross.

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You get back a hot cross bun.

I put in Little Boy Blue's horn.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

You get back a hot cross bun.

I put in Little Boy Blue's horn.

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And you get back Little Bo Peep's sheep.

I put in a buckled shoe.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get back Little Bo Peep's sheep.

I put in a buckled shoe.

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And you get back a red and yellow basket.

I put in a dish and a spoon.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

And you get back a red and yellow basket.

I put in a dish and a spoon.

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And you get back Georgy Porgy's pudding recipe.

I put in a girl with a curl in the middle of her forehead.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get back Georgy Porgy's pudding recipe.

I put in a girl with a curl in the middle of her forehead.

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And you get back Peter's pumpkin shell.

I put in a clock running mouse.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

And you get back Peter's pumpkin shell.

I put in a clock running mouse.

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And you get a white rabbit carrying a pocket watch.

I put in 3 very clean craftsmen.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get a white rabbit carrying a pocket watch.

I put in 3 very clean craftsmen.

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And you get back a beautiful pea-green boat.

I put in a dell dwelling farmer.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

And you get back a beautiful pea-green boat.

I put in a dell dwelling farmer.

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And you get a mulberry bush for him to go 'round.

I put in a man I met while going to St. Ives.

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glynndah said:

TE999 said:

And you get a mulberry bush for him to go 'round.

I put in a man I met while going to St. Ives.

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You get back a muffin from Drury Lane.

I put in some whiskers from a gruff billy goat.

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TE999 said:

glynndah said:

You get back a muffin from Drury Lane.

I put in some whiskers from a gruff billy goat.

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And you get three bags full from a black sheep.


I put in a tart-stealing knave.

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