The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

TE999 said:

Shouldn't that be put on?

and you get back thong panties.

I put in a pair of huarache' sandals ...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a huaraspirin for the ache.

I put in a Barefoot Contessa...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, she ends up pregnant.

I put in a crib.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a quartet of babies playing cards.

I put in a hand of five-card draw...

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TE999 said:

and you get back the pot.

I put in a tire from a wheelbarrow ...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, it can't carry a tune, cuz its....flat

I put in a pump.

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TE999 said:

and you get back a balloon.

I put in a bundle of newspapers for recycling ...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and no one wants yesterday's news.

I put in a Ruby Tuesday...

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TE999 said:

and you get back Mick Jagger.

I put in a flowering rosebush ...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a flower from Rose's bush.

I put in a quite contrary Mistress Mary...

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TE999 said:

and you get back cockleshells all in a row. (no wonder she was so merry *snerk*)


I put in Three Billy Goats Gruff ...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a well-butted troll.

I put in a bridge in Avignon...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a dancing partner with your coffee


I put in a glass of Absinthe

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it makthe the heart grow fonder.

I put in the Nun's Priest Tale...

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Handley_Page said:

------- bump -------------

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SweetMaj said:

and you get a bump back.

I put in a pair of red sandal-strapped stilettos.

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a Doctor's appointment for ankle damage


I put in a pair of chrome-plated crutches.

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TE999 said:

and you get back a fiberglass leg cast.

I put in a bottle of cough syrup...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get an even nastier cough.


I put in a teaspoon

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, I add a spoonfull of sugar.

I put in a blend of breakfast tea for the Australian folks.

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You get a box, big as your house
filled with green tea, in addition
another pressie was air dropped.

A year supply of chocolate covered strawberries ...

I put in, my broke singing santa. I have a son
who is very fond of his screwdriver~

RhymeFairy said:

You get a box, big as your house
filled with green tea, in addition
another pressie was air dropped.

A year supply of chocolate covered strawberries ...


I put in, my broke singing santa. I have a son
who is very fond of his screwdriver~

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, Santa goes off to the toy shop to replace his missing nuts and screws---the little lady elf in the short green skirt.

I put in a toy boat.

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TE999 said:

and you get to say it three times fast.

I put in a potted Geranium ...

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, I hang it upside down to save it for next year's growing season.

I put in a gutted pumpkin.

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