UnderYourSpell
Gerund Whore
- Joined
- May 20, 2007
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I am declaring today National Heterosexual Pride Day! Everyone else has their day plastered all over the news, so this is your day ........ Go out (or stay in ) and enjoy it.!
Next week we'll have National Missionary Position Day followed by National Vanilla day! Dare to be old fashioned ! No, no lets make old fashioned the new fashion.
Write about good old sex, before rumpy pumpy turned kinky. The sort that was a fumble in the back seat before we ever knew there was any other sort! When all you could think of was getting into sweet Mary Jane's knickers but not much idea what you'd do if you ever got there!
#newoldfashioned #nationalhetroday
Next week we'll have National Missionary Position Day followed by National Vanilla day! Dare to be old fashioned ! No, no lets make old fashioned the new fashion.
Write about good old sex, before rumpy pumpy turned kinky. The sort that was a fumble in the back seat before we ever knew there was any other sort! When all you could think of was getting into sweet Mary Jane's knickers but not much idea what you'd do if you ever got there!
#newoldfashioned #nationalhetroday