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Draco interdum Vincit
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Zombie submerges. Skeleton emerges.
I put in an acorn for peace.
but you/we ain't around to see the magnificent result.
I put in a cure for the "Ash die-back fungus"
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Zombie submerges. Skeleton emerges.
I put in an acorn for peace.
but you/we ain't around to see the magnificent result.
I put in a cure for the "Ash die-back fungus"
and succumb instead to an infestation of Emerald Ash Borers.
I put in some beetle predators...
but there are no strings in the guitars. . . .
I put in a pair of large kettle drums
and you get enough tea to fill an oil drum.
I put in a Trinidadian calypso band...
but the Marimba is a child's Xylophone
I put in an Eb trumpet
and the passing bus flattens it in every key.
I put in a mixolodian air...
but it's no good as an anaesthetic.
I put in a small hammer and a tuning fork
and all five courses of your dinner are in perfect harmony.
I put in a discordant bottle of pinot noir...
but it can be brought into tune by removing some of the fluid.
I put in a barrel of decent bitter (from the wood)
and you get an old fishing portbut it tastes of shipworms.
I put in a rotted hull...
and you get an old fishing port
I put in an upturned beaker
and you get quite the retort.
I put in a child's chemistry set...
but the real acid etches the table.
I put in a lace doily
and you get a laced Dolly.
I put in a bottle of Macasar Oil...
Which has stained the headrest.
I put in a new anti-macassar.
[I wonder if it is still available?]
and find yourself denounced as a capitalist running dog by the pro-macassar faction.
I put in the intersection of Wall and Broad Streets...
but it turns out to be perpendicular.
I put in a pair of compasses.
and they point in opposite directions.
I put in a Faber-Castell compass...
but the Map is upside down
I put in a protractor
and you get a personal thank-you note from John Deere.
I put in a protest by a back-to-nature anti-tractor association...
and the protest sign gets eaten by a 60 foot tall woodchuck.
I put in a golfball, found on planet Mars
and you get a Note from the Golf, asking for its return.
I put in a swimming pool
and sea monkeys have an orgy in it.
I put in a well gnarfed cup of Mad Hatter tea.
but it isn't an English blend !
I put in a device for removing the gnarfe.