Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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- Aug 18, 2007
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and the VM says "good burgundy" and "England?"
I put in a day at the Listel vignoble...
but the wine is still too young. . . . .
I put in a good bottle of Dutch Gin
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and the VM says "good burgundy" and "England?"
I put in a day at the Listel vignoble...
but the wine is still too young. . . . .
I put in a good bottle of Dutch Gin
and it spills in the canal.
I put in the Gondoliers at the Savoy...
who get raided by the Pirates of Penzance.
I put in the cat-like tread.
and you get a foggy Carl Sandburg.
I put in a Hallowe'en party at a nudist camp...
but you cannot tell the living from the dead. . . .
I put in a dead test meter
and a bunch of zombies show up for the final exam.
I put in a flooded cemetery...
And a voice in the distance is heard "Wherefore we commit his body to the Deep. . . "
I put in a spare air tank
and you get a visit from the ghost of Jacques Cousteau.
I put in a combination casino and aquarium...
But you win the Shark not the Cod.
I put in a No 7 hook.
and you get tossed into the canal
I put in some dry clothing and scuba gear
and you get a confused glance from the VM.
I put in a CEO in an Armani wet suit free diving into the steno pool...
but they weren't 'feeding' then
I put in a decent suit.
And you get an indecent proposal.
I toss in a slightly used engagement ring.
it does not receive calls.
I put in a letter of condolence
and you get a state funferall.
I put in a zombie jamboree...
which Atlanta Control says do not exist. . . . .
I put in a pack of "H.J. Pinkertonne's best quality anti-Zombie cream"
and the zombie/anti-zombie interaction neutralizes each the other, leaving the world safe for lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my!
I put in a little girl and three very strange men...
And, the girl named Goldie discovers they are sheep in men's clothing, but that is so against the Lit rules and Tio gets his hand slapped for that plot bunny.
I put in a grim pamphlet.
and you reap what you sow.
I put in a soupcon of Babs' dirty imagination...
and, the dirty little secret is out in public now.
I put in a studded collar.
but the cat pulled its head out.
I put in that darned cat
And you get a hellhound.
I throw in a basilisk.
But St George triumphs in the end.
I put in a spear & magic Helmet
and you get a cheesy German opera.
I put in a good-hearted woman from the margins of society who falls victim to some fatal disease...