Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
- Joined
- May 2, 2011
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In the latest 'camo' colour. It's invisible.
I put in a a calorie calculator
But it bitch slaps you when you enter pi.
I put in a wooden nickle.
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In the latest 'camo' colour. It's invisible.
I put in a a calorie calculator
But it bitch slaps you when you enter pi.
I put in a wooden nickle.
And you get back five cents worth of lumber.
I put in an empty six-pack of beer cans . . . .
But the plastic thingy no longer holds them together.
I put in a large rubberband
But Dennis the Menace uses it for nefarious deeds.
I put in the Fruit of the Loom guys.
but it still ain't fixed
I put in a 14lb hammer
but you have a 50 pound anvil...
I put in chocolate soufflé with a file in it...
but no "get out of jail free" card
I put in a Raisin pudding
But it fell.
I put in yeast.
but it failed to rise.
I put in a bit of ex-military gubbins.
And they seize the vending machine in a junta.
I put in a bloodless conquest.
The weapon was knock-out drops.
I put in a Hitachi wand
and you get the Good Witch's wand in exchange.
I put in the ruby red shoes
Thank you! They fit perfectl!
I put in a horse of a different color.
But once led to water it won't drink.
I put in Eric Clapton
[that was a rotten trick!]
but the power goes off.
I put in a shilling for the meter
but we ignore you anyway ( sorry )and you get a penny for your thoughts.
I put in my two cents...
but we ignore you anyway ( sorry )
I put in the whole nine yards
and you're three feet short of a first down.
I put in a Hail Mary pass...
But the Serial Numbers don't match.
I put in an image of St Bernardette.
and you fall in love with her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW1SJnuqMCA
I put in a song inspired by St. Cecilia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_QV97eYqM
but you claim that she's breaking your heart and shaking your confidence...
I put in a bridge over trouble waters...
... and you realise all your dreams are on their way...
I put in parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...
How funny. I was listening to S&G whilst cooking Sunday lunch at the weekend...
and you get an acre of land between the salt water and the sea sand.
I put in a Puget Sound clam farm...
devastated by the Landslide.
I put in a new breed of clam