Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

Status
Not open for further replies.
She was described as well blessed
With large, endowed breasts
She showed them to all
Sprawled against the wall
When at her worst, she's at her best
 
Ralph entered sporting a big tent
Sue wanted to camp with this gent
She pulled on his stake
 
Ralph entered sporting a big tent
Sue wanted to camp with this gent
She pulled on his stake
Right out on the lake
 
Ralph entered sporting a big tent
Sue wanted to camp with this gent
She pulled on his stake
Right out on the lake
Until he was totally spent
 
Stuart mounted Beth like a ram
to go at it like who gives a damn
She moaned like a ewe
 
Stuart mounted Beth like a ram
to go at it like who gives a damn
She moaned like a ewe
As men lined up in a queue
She laughed as each gave her a slam.
 
Matilda is a healthy wench
Hot desires well entrench'd
Ready and willing
Luscious and thrilling
 
Matilda is a healthy wench
Hot desires well entrench'd
Ready and willing
Luscious and thrilling
With a desire that’s hard to quench
 
Where to find the perfect mate?
At my age it may be too late
But don't give up hope
And don’t drop the soap!
 
Where to find the perfect mate?
At my age it may be too late
But don't give up hope
And don’t drop the soap!
That's the start to an awkward first date. :eek:
 
Joe had his dick up her ass
She was needing to pass some gas
There was a loud bang
And thunderous clang
It was foul and worse than tear gas
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top