hotoldrguy
Mr. Smooth
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Happy to hear it!Thankfully yes, so much better
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Happy to hear it!Thankfully yes, so much better
actually many years ago when I created my username, it could only be 10 characters maximum so one letter had to be sacrificed.Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.
I like my interpretation better.actually many years ago when I created my username, it could only be 10 characters maximum so one letter had to be sacrificed.
your interpretation is definitely sexier.I like my interpretation better.
Just sayin'
You’re right! She’s as bad as those judges on the Wanker of the Week thread!@crazychemgirl are you going to leave us with some categories to vote on here? Next awards show is in sight
All this poetry for pussySince the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.
Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.
A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.
Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful
Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.
Thats what I’m talking about.Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.
Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.
A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.
Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful
Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.
Is that even possible?Do you suck yourself, Connie?
“I wrote a poem for the pussy” is my favorite track of the Limp Bizkit tribute albumAll this poetry for pussy
Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funnyIs that even possible?
Oh wait... we're talking about @SirConradPeckereye, so anything is possible. Maybe he has his blowup doll helping with that.
Thank you @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.
Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.
A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.
Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful
Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.
It is worth so much moreAll this poetry for pussy
Aww, look at the two of you being all adorable.You were only saying what each of us was thinking.
You deliver salaciousness
@crazychemgirl delivers the crazy and occasionally chemistry
@Mr_bogey ……well he’s something
But your name is poetic and your title is wordsmith?
You have got to bring it every single post, you can’t take one off, the standard has been set. You are doing Ba’al’s work here and we thank you.
I brought you some special body wash as penance for yesterday as well, sorry buddy.
Shit, that even got me going.Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.
Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.
A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.
Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful
Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.
Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny
Just now, yes. It's a bit rough in parts, due to hasteShit, that even got me going.
You created this just this morning?
I’ll viciously mock almost anyone for you toots.
I'm quite impressed, I do not have the same mind or talent for words.Just now, yes. It's a bit rough in parts, due to haste
I want to say I completely support your right to post The New Radicals! I'm completely supporting...that.Also, just pointing out. I WAS universally nice and all I got from SOME people was “you’re such a suck-up”. Or “You’re such a wanker”
Is that even possible?
Oh wait... we're talking about @SirConradPeckereye, so anything is possible. Maybe he has his blowup doll helping with that.
Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny
Maybe I shoulda chosen yoga over Pilates?
I mean, maybe my pussy isn't really all that delightful... LolSince the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.
Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.
A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.
Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful
Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.
I understand you are quite skilled at mischief... so you have that.I'm quite impressed, I do not have the same mind or talent for words.