Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaD]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex? Dance of the Valkyries Wagner
Post orgasm? Angel of the Morning Juice Newton
During orgasm? I feel Good James Brown
when horny? Strokin Clarence Carter

This had me really laughing… that is way too funny!

Although, Wagner during sex is brilliant too.

 

[BrendaD]

Ummm… are @Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust actually brother and sister?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ummm… are @Bry1313 and @Wand3rlust actually brother and sister?

Both alts of @OrdinaryPerson I think....

 

[VoraciousValue]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

In Japan, there's a series of mangas called Little Miss P, about the adventures of an anthropomorphized period. It magically visits around the first day of a woman's cycle and generally beats the hell out of her. It can also say and do good things, making it a schizophrenic period.

One of the Japanese studios actually made a live-action film on Little Miss P a couple of years ago. I'm dying to see it, but it's impossible to find here in North America.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Morning friends! I brought homemade cookies!

Oh boy! I love your

 

[Bry1313]

Both alts of @OrdinaryPerson I think....

I wonder what @Pond_Dweller thinks of my voice

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

I saw that it exists but I don’t know how much time I got left and I already watched Dicks the Musical this decade. Quota is filled.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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They need their naming privileges revoked

I raté my Subway sandwiches on a list of “why when there are other places are we getting Subway? It’s the Dunkin of the sandwich world.”

Firehouse is pretty damn good. Larry's too.

They are fine, but holy cats, I miss a good, real deli. One of the things I miss about NYC is a lack of decent Jewish cuisine. I have to make my own latkes. Which are good, but I miss Kornblatt’s...

Bucket list. I wanna go to a genuine delicatessen. I live in a tiny little town that has nothing, and even the bigger cities near me don't have that.

You have my genuine sympathy. Living in the land of deli (both Italian and Jewish, different, both amazing) I am spoiled for incredible sandwiches

I’m partial to Capriotti’s and an Italian deli / bakery / Italian market with only 3 locations in 310 called Giuliano’s

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They need their naming privileges revoked
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I’m partial to Capriotti’s and an Italian deli / bakery / Italian market with only 3 locations in 310 called Giuliano’s

Don’t particularly care for Capriotti’s but Guiliano’s is solid,

 

[Bry1313]

Did it sound like the whining from above?

Hard to tell one cunt sound from another......

The cunt store called, and their running out of you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So anyway folks. I did submit a def option over a month ago. Haven’t heard back from their moderators one way or another but it’s not up yet. I hypothesize that it may be a matter of submission volume. If folks were interested in submitting their own definitions just to prove that it’s an important and relevant phrase…there’s worse comedy to spend you time on.

Don’t care what the definition is. If it involves dirty cheese fucking you know, might align. But whatever seems funny to you.

 

[lavendersilk]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

You have mentioned two movies I haven't wven heard of...

 

[BrendaD]

So anyway folks. I did submit a def option over a month ago. Haven’t heard back from their moderators one way or another but it’s not up yet. I hypothesize that it may be a matter of submission volume. If folks were interested in submitting their own definitions just to prove that it’s an important and relevant phrase…there’s worse comedy to spend you time on.

Don’t care what the definition is. If it involves dirty cheese fucking you know, might align. But whatever seems funny to you.

 

[RaineDrops]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

Was it the one that had a hairdresser with a talking vagina? I have not seen that one.

 

[Amanda330]

The spelling of those names are interesting.

They probably live in Utah, tbh. Normal names, fucked spellings.

 

[jason28053]

They probably live in Utah, tbh. Normal names, fucked spellings.

I’m really Jayson

 

[Amanda330]

I’m really Jayson

Seriously. Or Jeayson...

 

[BrendaD]

I’m really Jayson

Seriously. Or Jeayson...

I used to work with a Jaysen.

 

[MissLabelled]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

During: “Fuck The Pain Away” - Peaches
Post orgasm: “I Feel Cream” - Peaches
During orgasm: “Set It Off” - Peaches
When horny: “Suck On My Titties” - Peaches

 

[Amanda330]

I used to work with a Jaysen.

He was probably from Utah and had Mormon parents who thought they were being really unique... (I grew up Mormon so I can talk shit about them. Lol)

 

[jason28053]

During: “Fuck The Pain Away” - Peaches
Post orgasm: “I Feel Cream” - Peaches
During orgasm: “Set It Off” - Peaches
When horny: “Suck On My Titties” - Peaches

I’m gonna have to listen to Peaches

 

[UnquietDreams]

I make the best latkes


Whoops! Thank you I actually totally forgot

Yessss

Oh, we can have a latkes-off!

You can have the bed...oh, you know this part by now...

 

[jason28053]

He was probably from Utah and had Mormon parents who thought they were being really unique... (I grew up Mormon so I can talk shit about them. Lol)

I’m glad you escaped

 

[Tigobitties98]

They probably live in Utah, tbh. Normal names, fucked spellings.

I follow the facebook group "that name isn't a tragedeigh, it's a murghdyrr" half the names are out of Utah

 

[RaineDrops]

I’m gonna have to listen to Peaches

But will you be able to sing like them?