Texas Roll Call 3

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Good Morning Texans!

Looks like quite a happening here last night. I see:
- trashy books,
- adult videos,
- a floozy coozy,
- some bondage chains :eek:,
- evidence of some consumption of alcohol,
- and a cocktail napkin with "Trashy Texas Tome Tribe" scrawled on it.​

*Shakes head* wandering away wondering what happened here last night.
 
Good morning, Texans!

For those that missed it, applications for a library card are available.

*Notice to applicants: Some nudity may be required. :D
 
Good morning, Texans!

For those that missed it, applications for a library card are available.

*Notice to applicants: Some nudity may be required. :D

I'm not against the application process...but, being new to the Roll Call...can you enlighten me to the benefits of possessing a library card. I'm also a bit concerned on how it might be revoked.

Thanks for your help. I'll hang up and listen now.
 
We could explain the rules, but we tend to change them as we see fit, so I won't bore you with the details :p
 
I'm not against the application process...but, being new to the Roll Call...can you enlighten me to the benefits of possessing a library card. I'm also a bit concerned on how it might be revoked.

Thanks for your help. I'll hang up and listen now.

Benefits include snuggling close while you read to us.. ;)
 
Will THIS suffice for my Library Card photo?

Good lawd ... yes. You get a library card, video card, free pass to the reading room ... whatever you need! :devil:

I'm not against the application process...but, being new to the Roll Call...can you enlighten me to the benefits of possessing a library card. I'm also a bit concerned on how it might be revoked.

Thanks for your help. I'll hang up and listen now.

We have a detailed explanation of the library card program posted in my office. You are welcome to review it.

Please note, no shirts are allowed in my office. ;)

We could explain the rules, but we tend to change them as we see fit, so I won't bore you with the details :p

I find it hard to believe you could bore anyone, dear. :rolleyes:
 
Good lawd ... yes. You get a library card, video card, free pass to the reading room ... whatever you need! :devil:

You won't mind if I set down the apple while reading, will you?
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