🧳🌴⛱️Sally and BadAmy go on their honeymoon ⛱️🌴🧳

[BadAmy]

Sally went for a run.
Cuz she's an athlete...

 

[BadAmy]

Me on the other hand...
Not so much .

 

[BadAmy]

I much prefer sunbathing with my toes in the ocean.

 

[BadAmy]

I remembered that our resort offered sporty activities like
Jet skiing!
Well, Sally and I saddled up!

 

[BadAmy]

But of course...as luck would have it... I had some challenges.

.
Still don't know why he kept calling me "Becky. "

 

[BadAmy]

Sally, she's such a love, felt bad for me and said, "So why not try the banana boat?
What could possibly go wrong???"


Well, Sally.

Have you met me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Accurate representation of my reaction reading this thread

https://imgur.com/a/ZZNRfhU

 

[BadAmy]

Well, unfortunately we were then banned from the sports area on the beach.

Sally was none too happy about that.

I told her I don't do sports and she can just suck it up. This is our life now toots!

Then, we had our first fight...

 

[AmberLGreen]

While the happy couple were out searching for water sports, the double-headed dildo made the most of the luxurious bed

 

[BadAmy]

Clearly I was in the wrong.
I was just so embarrassed about my lack of stamina.

When it came to sports.

 

[BadAmy]

She forgave me.

We made up.

 

[sallysparrow23]

You know how turned on I get when we fight.

 

[BadAmy]

Oh I know sweet cheeks.

 

[BadAmy]

I promised I would take martial arts when we got home.

 

[BadAmy]

If not to gain some strength,

Then to at least outrun Sally when she's mad.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Oh honey that's cute.

 

[BadAmy]

Yeah yeah.
We know who wears the pants.

And who's the delicate flower.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Girl, I think it's time you switch to water. I'm not paying the hotel for a new bathroom suite again.

 

[BadAmy]

There was this one night...

 

[BadAmy]

Sally and I went to a show in a neighboring resort.

And there were a few Brits sitting behind us.

And they were just giggling...

 

[BadAmy]

Then it hit us,
The cloud.

 

[BadAmy]

And we,
Well felt great!

 

[BadAmy]

But then, as luck would have it...

 

[BadAmy]

This one fucking guy grabbed my arm, shoved his stash into my purse and told me to hide it...

 

[BadAmy]

So I did what any normal person would do...
I ran to the bathroom.