🧳🌴⛱️Sally and BadAmy go on their honeymoon ⛱️🌴🧳

[BadAmy]

There was a knock on the bathroom stall.

Sally had come in with me...
And we were trying to hide.

 

[BadAmy]

It was the guy....

We were so embarrassed!

 

[BadAmy]

Well he wasn't happy.

But what were we to do?

 

[BadAmy]

The cops had left,
And he was adamant.

 

[BadAmy]

So now...
Sally and I started a new business.

 

[BadAmy]

It may be ill eagle...
But look at us now!

Check out our new ride!

 

[BadAmy]

Anyway....
With this new business venture behind us, it's back to chillaxin on the sweet sand of St. Thomas.

 

[BadAmy]

Oh and those stoney Brits?

Come to find out, they were famous...er something

 

[BadAmy]

Just found out, they aren't Nickelback.

Thank God.

 

[BadAmy]

frankly,
I'm a little disappointed in you all.
This was really life or death!

 

[sallysparrow23]

They just don't understand, wife. I don't know about you but I'm ready for a nap.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Hey boo!

We need to talk...

So... I heard you were flirtin' with someone else yesterday.

Yeah that's right, @Mr_bogey spilled the beans.

 

[sallysparrow23]

On our honeymoon!

 

[BadAmy]

Baby don't you know
I'm polyester?

We've talked.

It's time you assimilate.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Fuck it, I'm too tired. I'll just get drunk instead.

 

[BadAmy]

You ain't drinking alone.

 

[BadAmy]

Well dear friends,
We wrapped up our lovely honeymoon.

Said goodbye to our resort staff,

And took the long walk down the hall to the elevator.

 

[BadAmy]

The flight home was relatively uneventful.

Except we couldn't find our bags.

So next stop?

C'mon Sally, let's go spend all the dope money