BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #26 Sally went for a run. Cuz she's an athlete...
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #27 Me on the other hand... Not so much .
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #28 I much prefer sunbathing with my toes in the ocean.
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #29 I remembered that our resort offered sporty activities like Jet skiing! Well, Sally and I saddled up!
I remembered that our resort offered sporty activities like Jet skiing! Well, Sally and I saddled up!
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #30 But of course...as luck would have it... I had some challenges. . Still don't know why he kept calling me "Becky. "
But of course...as luck would have it... I had some challenges. . Still don't know why he kept calling me "Becky. "
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #31 Sally, she's such a love, felt bad for me and said, "So why not try the banana boat? What could possibly go wrong???" Well, Sally. Have you met me?
Sally, she's such a love, felt bad for me and said, "So why not try the banana boat? What could possibly go wrong???" Well, Sally. Have you met me?
OrdinaryPerson sweet and sincere Joined Nov 30, 2022 Posts 9,202 Jul 9, 2023 #32 Accurate representation of my reaction reading this thread https://imgur.com/a/ZZNRfhU
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #33 Well, unfortunately we were then banned from the sports area on the beach. Sally was none too happy about that. I told her I don't do sports and she can just suck it up. This is our life now toots! Then, we had our first fight...
Well, unfortunately we were then banned from the sports area on the beach. Sally was none too happy about that. I told her I don't do sports and she can just suck it up. This is our life now toots! Then, we had our first fight...
AmberLGreen Downright Dirty Joined May 15, 2021 Posts 23,651 Jul 9, 2023 #34 While the happy couple were out searching for water sports, the double-headed dildo made the most of the luxurious bed
While the happy couple were out searching for water sports, the double-headed dildo made the most of the luxurious bed
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #35 Clearly I was in the wrong. I was just so embarrassed about my lack of stamina. When it came to sports.
Clearly I was in the wrong. I was just so embarrassed about my lack of stamina. When it came to sports.
sallysparrow23 Don't blink Joined Apr 12, 2023 Posts 4,785 Jul 9, 2023 #37 You know how turned on I get when we fight.
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #39 I promised I would take martial arts when we got home.
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #40 If not to gain some strength, Then to at least outrun Sally when she's mad.
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 9, 2023 #42 Yeah yeah. We know who wears the pants. And who's the delicate flower.
sallysparrow23 Don't blink Joined Apr 12, 2023 Posts 4,785 Jul 10, 2023 #43 Girl, I think it's time you switch to water. I'm not paying the hotel for a new bathroom suite again.
Girl, I think it's time you switch to water. I'm not paying the hotel for a new bathroom suite again.
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 10, 2023 #45 Sally and I went to a show in a neighboring resort. And there were a few Brits sitting behind us. And they were just giggling...
Sally and I went to a show in a neighboring resort. And there were a few Brits sitting behind us. And they were just giggling...
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 10, 2023 #48 But then, as luck would have it...
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 10, 2023 #49 This one fucking guy grabbed my arm, shoved his stash into my purse and told me to hide it...
BadAmy Your Holiness Joined Jun 23, 2023 Posts 4,829 Jul 10, 2023 #50 So I did what any normal person would do... I ran to the bathroom.