The ICK factor.

[SassySheDevil]

There's a reason I can't save much up. I can't fit many coins under my foreskin.

But have you really tried?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But have you really tried?

Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...

Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"

 

[AmberLGreen]

Er... No! I'd be featured on one of those trashy, reality TV Hospital shows where I show up and have to pretend there's another explanation why I have coins jammed in there... Kinda like the guy who visited the accident department with a cling-film wrapped Barbie doll stuffed up his backside! He claimed he fell on it whilst hoovering naked...

I hope Barbie was dressed for the occasion with a bright pink helmet

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"

Or he could say he made too large a withdrawal from my coin bank

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well . There you go. Your excuse. You fell on the coins while "hoovering"

I'll pass. I get enough funny looks from people as it is.

I hope Barbie was dressed for the occasion with a bright pink helmet

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Haha. Totally naked Barbie as far as I remember...

Then there's the story about the man who kept sticking 6 inch nails up his urethra.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Or he could say he made too large a withdrawal from my coin bank

Please make sure to share the newspaper when this story comes out.

At least I can blame you for my stupidity.
"But I'm just a Foreigner and Amber told me that's what I was supposed to do"

 

[subdudeme13]

How's it with offline then?

For me it was never a thing. Some people like you some don't and there may be other factors. I have heard guys complain but I tune it out. I did have a problem one time with a young lady that stalked me but that faded away.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The ick is when @OrdinaryPerson isn’t here to share in her assault.

 

[Sunlover101]

Like a tictok?

People who are unable to concentrate on one tiny thing at a time

 

[StillRain]

women pretending to be lesbians or bi

Massive ick.

 

[Taegul]

"I mostly just post in the GB and Politics forums."

 

[Saltfountain]

A (usually older) bloke referring to a (usually younger) woman as "my dear"...

 

[virtuallyadorable]

Forsaken feet, unkept ya know.

 

[Wand3rlust]

A (usually older) bloke referring to a (usually younger) woman as "my dear"...

OK boomer.

 

[Saltfountain]

OK boomer.

Well, aren't you delectable my dear?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Gilf not removing dentures before a beej. Ick!

 

[crazychemgirl]

When someone doesn’t get the hint.

 

[ydahecnot]

Gilf not removing dentures before a beej. Ick!

No gum, no cum