Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
- Joined
- May 2, 2011
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and the eggs get stolen by vigilante starlings
I put in a hummingbird feeder
But he has ADHD and won't hold still long enough to feed them.
i put in two magpies.
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and the eggs get stolen by vigilante starlings
I put in a hummingbird feeder
But he has ADHD and won't hold still long enough to feed them.
i put in two magpies.
who get assaulted by the flock of Blackbirds.
I put in an Apple (fruit).
and you get an Apple (computer).
I put in an ugli fruit...
and you get a Grapefruit.
I put in a PDP-11
And you get a blizzard of punch-cards.
I put in an Atari 800 XL (my first, sigh)
And some jack ass (Like me) write
10 PRINT "BLOW ME BABY BLOW ME!!!"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
I put in an Apple II
But the punch cards won't fit.
I put in a hanging chad.
But Mr Chad stays on the wall.
I put in a new address
and you get a delivery
I put in a cement mixer
But the cement goes off too quickly.
I put in a hammer & chisel
And Karl Marx feels slighted.
I put in five pounds of Amonium Nitrate.
And the Feds ransack your house.
I put in a legal aid attorney.
And you get 25 to life for jay walking.
I put in a drunken poet.
Who's snoring is in iambic pentameter
I put in a ice-cold bath
And it shrinks libidos...and other things...
I put in a tube of Ben Gay.
and suddenly your SO is nudging and winking at you as you're trying to settle down to sleep...
I put in some 4th of July sparklers...
but they make a loud BANG and everyone goes deaf.
I put in a hearing aid
And you realize everyone is talking about you.
I put in a poison ring.
And everyone sings "Ring a ring a roses, . . . ."
I put in a stretcher
But the canvas tears.
I put in a box of crayons (the big one with alllll the colors)
but you get a technicolour nightmare
I put in a roll of cooking foil
and your efforts at cordon bleu are foiled.
I put in a home-made reflector oven...
and you burn the cakes
I put in an electric razor