Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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And you get the boot
I put in a case of Gout.
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And you get a liverish dragonAnd you get the boot
I put in a case of Gout.
And you get a liverish dragon
I put in the neighbour's barking dog
and you get a diamond to go with your gold piercingWhich explodes with a sharp report.
I put in a Naval 24 pounder.
and you get a diamond to go with your gold piercing
I put in a cricketer's box
And kids get pissed off at the shitty prize inside.
I put in a vintage Les Paul.
and you get a date with Mary Ford.
I put in a "vaya con Dios"...
And you get Gene Autry on a horse.
I put in a Colt six-shooter.
and you get raised an AK-47.
I put in a personal arms race...
But the hands are too busy on the privates.
I put in a collection of unwound wrist watches.
And have no volunteers to wind them
I put in a flat watch battery
and you get a flattened watch.
I put in a Black Watch battery...
But the Pipers refuse to play.
I put in a set of bagpipes.
and it sounds like you're squeezing a goat's bladder - while it's still in the goat.
I put in a Polynesian nose flute.
But the players all have colds or 'flu.
I put in a Harpsichord
and you get a Grouchichord.
I put in a Night at the Opera...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvugebaT6Q
But the Phantom takes your date.
I put in Guy Fawkes.
And the bomb suffers premature detonation.
I put in a cylinder of halon gas.
But you mis-read the label and now everyone is talking in high squeaky voices.
I put in a sad clown.
who then fires his script writer.
I put in an LP of Muir Matheson film music.
but the sound track to Hitchcock's Vertigo makes you dizzy...
I put in John William's The Empire Strikes Back sound track...
And you get a burnt budgie... but the wampa conducting it can't pick up his baton.
I put in a carbonite-imprisoned smuggler...
And you get a burnt budgie
I put in all the hours that God sends
.... and you get a five year plan... and yet your reward still only comes once you're dead.
I put in a collective bargain...
.... and you get a five year plan
I put in a paddy in a paddy field