Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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... and you get a check from a gum chewing diner waitress.
I put in a box of straws...
but the check doesn't cover it.
I put in a new pair of loudspeakers
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... and you get a check from a gum chewing diner waitress.
I put in a box of straws...
but the check doesn't cover it.
I put in a new pair of loudspeakers
... and you get tinnitus.
I put in ear plugs
I put in a tube of KY.
You get back a youtube video of Kentucky Blue Grass.
I insert a diamond and a square coin and pull the dispenser lever.
the coin comes out round and the diamond vanishes in a puff of smoke.
I put in a Titanium tooth
And the tooth fairy gives you a wooden nickle.
I put in a yard of astro turf.
and you get an in-ground swimming pool.
I put in an acre of land between the salt water and the sea sand...
But the name "OK coral" just doesn't have the right ring.
I put in an aging rail road trestle.
... and you get a nickle that has been flattened by the passage of a train.
I put in a long ago summer's day.
But the smile stays away.
I put in a newly-hatched duckling.
( now that I would like to see )and it sure is ugly.
I put in a performance of Swan Lake...
( now that I would like to see )
but the dyeing swan comes out pink
I put in an arabesque and a plie
and you get piles from an arab.
I put in T. E. Lawrence...
I put in T.S. Eliot
You get back Mr. T, and he pity's the fool who tried to trade up from T.S. Eliot.
I put in a time machine, a plug nickle and pull the handle.
You get the one Timex that didn't keep ticking.
I put in H.P. Lovecraft.
but Cthulu is not at home.
I put in a monocycle
But it's nicknamed the kissing bike and is avoided by teens everywhere.
I put in an old fashioned hootenanny.
full of bagpipe music and unfathomable accents.
I put in a closed door
But they get in the window anyway.
I put in a warm moist towel.
... and you end up dry-humping it.
I put in three fingers of Scotch...
Thanks! You get my gratitude.
I put in an empty glass that smells of scotch.
... but you suddenly realise I wasn't talking about the drink.
I put in a pained expression...
And you get a fake clown nose to brighten your day.
I put in Marcel Marceau