You're a burglar...

[UsuallyPresent]

Your great-grandma’s favorite knickknack is now missing…

 

[tugger1987]

I eat almost everything with a spoon when I'm home. I had Chinese food a few days ago when I was out of town, and they had forks. I was appalled!

See this is why it’s evil genius, don’t realise how much of an inconvenience it is till there is no spooon

 

[barefootgirl69]

See this is why it’s evil genius, don’t realise how much of an inconvenience it is till there is no spooon

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's easy. I'm going to steal a kiss.

*smacks your face*

You've got a lot of nerve. Rude.

*storms off*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, now I'm in love

Cool. You're also going on my ignore list.

 

[Chillygirl]

Cool. You're also going on my ignore list.

I would steal the last chapter of all her books.

 

[Chillygirl]

Dude stop being an ass…

 

[fakingadulthood]

I would cut and steal the little loops in some women’s tops that keep them on hangers

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing your very last napkin!

 

[nostuff]

Dude stop being an ass…

I apologize for any offense. I thought my posts were so obviously absurd that nobody would take them seriously. Obviously, I was wrong.

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m stealing the vacuum

 

[EctoJohn]

I just stole your Sharpie marker. What are you gonna do about it?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m stealing all the wireless powered products in your house