You're a burglar...

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I stole all the Marilyn Monroe books (hopefully you had one)

 

[AlexBailey]

I stole all of the salt, seasonings, and any foods that have any enhanced flavor from your kitchen,

 

[barefootgirl69]

I took the handle from the refrigerator.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen the blank pages from your journal!

 

[Him15]

One side of any velcro

 

[CuriousRick]

The tooth paste cap

 

[EctoJohn]

I stole your last bandaid.

 

[AlexBailey]

The springs from the middle of your box-spring mattress.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

The pull handle to make the foot stool of your recliner push out and you can’t recline anymore.

 

[Abeona1]

I stole your mobile phone

 

[EctoJohn]

Bwah ha ha! I stole that pen you have that is almost out of ink and you have to scribble on the paper a little to make sure it's still flowing!

 

[Him15]

Every right sock. I'm assuming somone already took all the left ones

 

[barefootgirl69]

The chains from the ceiling fans so you can't change the speed or turn the light on.

Fun fact: I can't reach the chains and need to use tongs or a tall person.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

All the locks on the doors and windows

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm taking all your key rings.
Not the keys, just the key rings.
Force you to carry all your keys loose.

 

[Him15]

POCKET KEYS

The roll on the toilet papers

 

[snexxer]

All electrical plugs.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm going to steal all of your USB-B specific devices!

 

[mentalmaven]

Ink from all your pens…leaving just enough to start a word before each pen runs out.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

All the elastic from waistbands. Not the cloth, just the elastic.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m going to take the bottom step from every staircase.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

The tv remote and game controllers

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The tongue from your favorite belt.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Excuse me while I pilfer through your wardrobe a moment...

Steals all the zipper pulls off all zippers

 

[EctoJohn]

Cower in fear as I take away all your salad forks!