You're a burglar...

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking one blade from every fan.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm taking one blade from every fan.

That sucks!

I’m taking the charging cable for your favorite toy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m taking all the salt from any salty snacks

 

[CuriousRick]

I am taking the handle from your toilet

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am taking the handle from your toilet

Ah, but I’m turning the water off for yours & stealing the flapper valve!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing a handful of your sugar packets!
Sweet for me, terrible for your morning coffee!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm stealing a handful of your sugar packets!
Sweet for me, terrible for your morning coffee!

I don’t use sugar in my coffee so

I’m stealing all the chocolate chips from your cookies

 

[EctoJohn]

I’m stealing all the chocolate chips from your cookies

Well now that's just cruel.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Stealing the springs from your bed where your hips/butt normally rest

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm stealing all your hand towels! Dry those hands on a full-sized towel only! Ha HA!

 

[Neanderthal247]

I'm stealing all your hand towels! Dry those hands on a full-sized towel only! Ha HA!

Stealing all your teddy bears and stuffed animals

 

[PotNoodle79]

Every toilet roll

 

[EctoJohn]

I will steal you keyboard's "pause|break" key.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm going to steal all your chairs so you can't sit down.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'mm'a gonna steal the heels off every left footed shoe in your house! Muah hah hah hah!

 

[Cat]

I am stealing the knobs/handles on every cabinet, drawer and closet.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm stealing every hinge-holding screw on one random cabinet and replacing them with toothpicks! The first time you TOUCH that cabinet, the door tumbles off!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen your pager and there is nothing you can do about it!

 

[CuriousRick]

Your dryer sheets

 

[tugger1987]

Every spoon

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The middle tines of one of your forks and the bowl of one spoon

 

[barefootgirl69]

Every spoon

That's mean!!!

 

[tugger1987]

That's mean!!!

It’s seriously evil right. No coffee no cereal I know it would piss me right off

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't mind me...I'm just taking the kitchen garbage bin. Nothing to see here.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It’s seriously evil right. No coffee no cereal I know it would piss me right off

I eat almost everything with a spoon when I'm home. I had Chinese food a few days ago when I was out of town, and they had forks. I was appalled!