You're a burglar...

[Anastasia1999]

All of the potholders in your house.

12 fantasy novels.

 

[EctoJohn]

In case you're looking for those receipts you were saving in your purse for years now, give it up. They are MINE now.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Stealing the control to central heat and air.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm absconding with one blade from every ceiling fan.

 

[Handeguy]

One battery from every bunch of 4.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’mm’a take one inch of one conductor in one wire once a day! Muah hah hah haaaa!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen your VHS player! In 2025! Bwah ha ha!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am taking all of the wood and all of the bricks.

Good luck storing all of your stuff now

Hmm didn’t think that through

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[UsuallyPresent]

Every last incandescent bulb in your home is now MISSING! Muah hah hah hah! May you enjoy dark appliances & lightswitches from here on!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen all the weeds from your yard. Take that, nature!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That lift chain from inside the toilet.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm taking the shoe lace from every left shoe

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

The bulb from the refrigerator

 

[Series 6]

The bag full of plastic grocery shopping bags

 

[UsuallyPresent]

All the ink from your whiteboard markers

 

[EctoJohn]

I shall steal all the pics of your pet from your phone!
Well, copies of them anyway. >_>

 

[ALovelyNudist]

All the fuses from the fuse box of the house

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the pads for your Swiffer Wet Jet.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen your socks with holes in them and you won't be getting them back!

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I stole your dust fluff to scare you into eating off the floor

 

[Cat]

While you were sleeping.. I stole the sharpness from all of your knives and scissors.

 

[F3x0r]

I crept into your house and stole ALl your batteries.... Yes, even those..

 

[UsuallyPresent]

6" of electrical wiring from somewhere in the walls of your dwelling

 

[English_guy_bkk]

McDonald's and Chick-fil-A coupons

 

[gisade]

The bottle and wine openers