You're a burglar...

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm stealing all the deodorant.

Thank god I keep some in the car for emergencies.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing all those keys you have at home that you don't know or forgot what they go to.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Stealing birth control and condoms.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Replacing all caffeine with chamomile

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Replacing all caffeine with chamomile

Oohhhh that is just pure evil!

 

[EctoJohn]

I just stole your laundry day pair of underwear!

 

[QwertyMaster]

I'm only here to steal hearts but I guess I'll have to settle for all the bowls.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking your favorite coffee mug.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m stealing the spare key ya hid outside

 

[~Elizabeth~]

All condiments.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m stealing all the spices, salt & garlic - no flavor for you!

 

[CuriousRick]

Your garage door opener

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the blade off the lawn mower.

*stands back and watches the panic*

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm taking the blade off the lawn mower.

*stands back and watches the panic*

Devious girl!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m taking all the leashes for those who have dogs.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I’m taking all the leashes for those who have dogs.

What if the leashes aren't for the dogs?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

What if the leashes aren't for the dogs?

Runs to hide the collar and leash for safekeeping.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I would log in to the resident's lit account and change the avatar.

That could take a few days to notice. lol

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing that coffee cup in the back of your cabinet that nobody's used in years because people are too lazy to dig all the way to the back for a friggin cup.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Everything you have exactly one dozen of? No ya don’t - you’ve got 11. Except eggs. Of course egg #12 is almost old enough to drive…

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everything you have exactly one dozen of? No ya don’t - you’ve got 11. Except eggs. Of course egg #12 is almost old enough to drive…

Good thing I usually get 18 of them!


I'm taking your dishwasher pods. Wash them by hand like I do!

 

[EctoJohn]

Aha! I am stealing all those leftover twist ties you've been saving in your junk drawer for some reason!
You're lucky I didn't take the collection of random rubber bands. >_>

 

[QwertyMaster]

I'm stealing all the mirrors and replacing them with fun house ones.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The sponge? It's gone, baby, gone. And the rest of 'em you've got salted away, too!

 

[13Fantasies]

All of the potholders in your house.