Your Penis and You

[Interested_Girl]

Is anyone else confused by the Robitussin? Has anyone seen this specimen in real life?

 

[Miles Long]

Can we please keep this thread on topic?

Geeze.

Sorry Honey!

Man, you are such a stickler when it comes to penis!

 

[Tedfkats]

Is anyone else confused by the Robitussin? Has anyone seen this specimen in real life?

Omg. hahaha

I know I, for one, have not.

 

[Interested_Girl]

Omg. hahaha

I know I, for one, have not.

Seriously! Like, is it flipped upside down and inside out?

What the hell is going on down there?

 

[Tedfkats]

Seriously! Like, is it flipped upside down and inside out?

What the hell is going on down there?

I mean.... I have mangled the shit out of my little chobe... but he has never looked like that.

 

[Miles Long]

Seriously! Like, is it flipped upside down and inside out?

What the hell is going on down there?

I mean.... I have mangled the shit out of my little chobe... but he has never looked like that.

Perhaps it tried to do the Hokey Pokey and things did not go according to plan?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sorry Honey!

Man, you are such a stickler when it comes to penis!

Stickler? Is that the model you're driving, Miles?

 

[Interested_Girl]

I mean.... I have mangled the shit out of my little chobe... but he has never looked like that.

Lol. I don't know if I want to know...

Perhaps it tried to do the Hokey Pokey and things did not go according to plan?

..and turned itself around. .

Please tell me you have a Robitussin.

 

[Miles Long]

In all seriousness, although I have never seen the Robitussin in person (also heard it called the Gonzo after Gonzo's nose), a female friend of mine dated a guy with one and she raved about how it felt during doggy style. She said it smashed up her G spot in that position like nothing she ever had before or since.

 

[Tedfkats]

In all seriousness, although I have never seen the Robitussin in person (also heard it called the Gonzo after Gonzo's nose), a female friend of mine dated a guy with one and she raved about how it felt during doggy style. She said it smashed up her G spot in that position like nothing she ever had before or since.

Well how bout that. never judge a book by its cover. The girls in the know in the swingers parties sneak the Robitussen guy off to the side room while the channing tatum guys wait in line. hahaha

 

[AlwaysFara]

Please tell me you have a Robitussin.

He doesn’t.
I mean.

It’s doesn’t SEEM like he would.

I don’t know. I’m not the dick stickler that Honey is.

 

[Interested_Girl]

In all seriousness, although I have never seen the Robitussin in person (also heard it called the Gonzo after Gonzo's nose), a female friend of mine dated a guy with one and she raved about how it felt during doggy style. She said it smashed up her G spot in that position like nothing she ever had before or since.

So, it's tilted upside down? I keep analyzing it and can't quite see it in real life.

I tried google...which failed me. Miserably.

Also, why is it called that?

Four eyes club unite. Can you please bring a picture to our next "Team Meeting".

 

[AlwaysFara]

In all seriousness, although I have never seen the Robitussin in person (also heard it called the Gonzo after Gonzo's nose), a female friend of mine dated a guy with one and she raved about how it felt during doggy style. She said it smashed up her G spot in that position like nothing she ever had before or since.

Well how bout that. never judge a book by its cover. The girls in the know in the swingers parties sneak the Robitussen guy off to the side room while the channing tatum guys wait in line. hahaha

Urban Myth.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I mean.... I have mangled the shit out of my little chobe... but he has never looked like that.

Lol “chobe.”

 

[Miles Long]

Stickler? Is that the model you're driving, Miles?

Strokin' not cummin', Honey! Some day I'll do it the other way around!

Unfortunately I didn't see an option on the chart that matches up with mine, and "N/A" wasn't an option, so no voting for me!

 

[Miles Long]

Urban Myth.

Way to turn that frown upside down!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I abandoned my dick-stickling ways long ago.

 

[Tedfkats]

Lol “chobe.”

LMAO

Busted.

 

[Miles Long]

I abandoned my dick-stickling ways long ago.

Oh that's right, I forgot you had joined the nunnery. How are your vows coming along, Sister?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lol “chobe.”

I wasn't going to say anything. *hand over mouth*

Strokin' not cummin', Honey! Some day I'll do it the other way around!

Unfortunately I didn't see an option on the chart that matches up with mine, and "N/A" wasn't an option, so no voting for me!

The Stripper Pole? Spanking Bench? St. Andrews' Cross?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh that's right, I forgot you had joined the nunnery. How are your vows coming along, Sister?

Bless me, Father, for i want to sin.

 

[Miles Long]

I wasn't going to say anything. *hand over mouth*



The Stripper Pole? Spanking Bench? St. Andrews' Cross?

Are you still talking about dick shapes? If anyone has a dick shaped like a St. Andrews' Cross, they need to post pictures IMMEDIATELY.

Bless me, Father, for i want to sin.

Can we please keep this thread on topic?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Are you still talking about dick shapes? If anyone has a dick shaped like a St. Andrews' Cross, they need to post pictures IMMEDIATELY.



Can we please keep this thread on topic?

Question: Can the helicopter move be done by every penis style, or are certain penii naturally better performers?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Question: Can the helicopter move be done by every penis style, or are certain penii naturally better performers?

The Channing Tatum helicopters quite well I don't know about the others.

 

[numeniusa]

Question: Can the helicopter move be done by every penis style, or are certain penii naturally better performers?

I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? )

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."