Your Penis and You

[Voboy]

That’s the quintessential cock, and many women think he’s the quintessential man.
So, there you go.

Thanks.

 

[Beardpositive77]

*snort* a penis poll.. get it? Penis...poll...?

Sorry, I haven’t had coffee yet.

It was so hard to see at first...but now that you've pointed it out, the phrase keeps flopping around in my head.

 

[Sexybritches69]

It was so hard to see at first...but now that you've pointed it out, the phrase keeps flopping around in my head.

Haha I see what you did there...

 

[Beardpositive77]

Haha I see what you did there...

It's hard to resist jokes in this vein. Lol.

You started it!

 

[AlwaysFara]

It's hard to resist jokes in this vein. Lol.

You started it!

You rose to it.

 

[Tedfkats]

I have no idea what a chode is..

But... The Chode

 

[Beardpositive77]

You rose to it.

It just sprung out of my....mind.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I have no idea what a chode is..

But... The Chode

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode&utm_source=search-action

 

[done_got_old]

This was hard. All of them are welcome in Lickadick!

 

[Tedfkats]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode&utm_source=search-action

Oh. ha. Oops.

Not the chode then. Yikes.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Oh. ha. Oops.

Not the chode then. Yikes.

Ahahaa!
It looks better in the illustration than it sounds in Urban Dictionary.

 

[Tedfkats]

Ahahaa!
It looks better in the illustration than it sounds in Urban Dictionary.

I'll say.

 

[Sweet_Cupcake]

I voted, but it is terrible to choose just one. But it is something I love to think about, so here I am re-thinking my vote . . . fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*snort* a penis poll.. get it? Penis...poll...?

Sorry, I haven’t had coffee yet.

Haha! Now I feel awkward for having taken the penis poll!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

*snort* a penis poll.. get it? Penis...poll...?

Sorry, I haven’t had coffee yet.

Hey I was trying to be punny

 

[AlwaysFara]

I voted, but it is terrible to choose just one. But it is something I love to think about, so here I am re-thinking my vote . . . fun.

You can choose more than one.

 

[Tedfkats]

More then one you say??

 

[AlwaysFara]

More then one you say??

I picked 3, ‘cause I’m a greedy bitch.

 

[Tedfkats]

I picked 3, ‘cause I’m a greedy bitch.

LOL.

me and my little chode...

 

[Miles Long]

This thread title reminds me of that TV commercial in the 80s for the doll they tried to market to boys called My Buddy. Here's a link to the commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

The lyrics of the song were as follows:

"My Buddy, My Buddy, Wherever I go, he goes. My Buddy, My Buddy, I'll teach him everything that I know.

My Buddy and me, Like to climb up a tree. My buddy and me, We're the best friends that could be.

My Buddy, My Buddy, My Buddy and Me!"

I mean honestly isn't that how most of us guys feel about our dicks?

 

[AlwaysFara]

This thread title reminds me of that TV commercial in the 80s for the doll they tried to market to boys called My Buddy. Here's a link to the commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

The lyrics of the song were as follows:

"My Buddy, My Buddy, Wherever I go, he goes. My Buddy, My Buddy, I'll teach him everything that I know.

My Buddy and me, Like to climb up a tree. My buddy and me, We're the best friends that could be.

My Buddy, My Buddy, My Buddy and Me!"

I mean honestly isn't that how most of us guys feel about our dicks?

You had one, didn’t you.

You still do. Don’t you?

 

[Miles Long]

You had one, didn’t you.

You still do. Don’t you?

If I ever had one, I don't remember it. I was more of a Cabbage Patch Kids kind of guy. Remember them? They had Xavier Roberts's signature on their ass cheek, which was really weird.

 

[Polranny]

Wasn't that Peter sellers ?

 

[Miles Long]

Wasn't that Peter sellers ?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can we please keep this thread on topic?

Geeze.