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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

I got one there other night said "I was a fucking racist"
so I sent back a massage asking what makes me a racist
They said my signature then they blocked me
 
bra_man69 said:
Right lol
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Eh, that's the way of the world.

I voted Obama because I stood at the polls that day and this is the thought I had:

"If I vote for this person, I do it because I'm voting for a woman."

"If I vote for this person, I'm voting for my country."

Now, whether my vote was right or wrong, doesn't matter it was years ago and who I vote for now, doesn't matter on this website either. I just knew at that moment in time I voted for the person I thought would do better than the old man with the stupid hick as his running mate.

To be blocked for your sig. and to be labeled a racist is silly. You don't like the guy, no biggie.
 

Hii really love your audio erotics mp3 !your voice is soo sexy. yours scipys are so hooot, terrefic, amazing! Could you switch to sub for dominatrix? I love role play, stories and ambiance...latex skirt, leather suit,... the feeling that you control me body & soul to the edge of my orgasm...
I like equal humiliations / instructions I crave to hear an Elegant Evil Masturbatrix Dr who's capture a chronic jerkoff addicted. (long legs, mini skirt,high heels & sophisticated glasses) giving him strocking instructions with some nasty verbal degradations like that:

«You're so eager to fuck yourself, bitch. So ashamed about your habit. So consumed by this...tss,tss,tss....sick,sick, addiction. Lucky littte cumslut. Dr likes collect dirty compulsive puppet like you. Dr loves to enslave naughty jerkboy. Dr adores to corrupt the dick of a silly secret naughty strocktoy. And one of the favorit Dr's hobby consist to cum extraction. One of the favorit sport of Dr is the cockcaptured. It mean : draining the testicles of her obedient cow. It mean: milking the genitals of her piggy slave. Every night & every day. Dr got you all to herself , to used and abused you like her personal plaything. Her obedient fucktoy who like to fuck is hand again and again. But most of all, Dr knows that her vicious chronic masturbator crave to hold his orgasm as long as he can. Hum? Isn't whore? And Dr enjoys watching her private wankoolic in state of agony, minutes after minutes, waiting,desperately, strokes after strokes, to hearing the cum command of her Dr. Tss,tss,tss...Lucky bastard. Dr wants to see lots and lots and lots of precum around your penis before. Cauz this is the proof of your desire for her.»

Someone please edit and maybe I can read it and reply.
 
From the sludgy bottom of my inbox:

hey there sexy
just read your post....a wet 9 and too much clothing ;-) *spank* oh sorry my hand slipped hard. Can't help it seeing your sexy ass swaying like that...
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:

Hii really love your audio erotics mp3 !your voice is soo sexy. yours scipys are so hooot, terrefic, amazing! Could you switch to sub for dominatrix? I love role play, stories and ambiance...latex skirt, leather suit,... the feeling that you control me body & soul to the edge of my orgasm...
I like equal humiliations / instructions I crave to hear an Elegant Evil Masturbatrix Dr who's capture a chronic jerkoff addicted. (long legs, mini skirt,high heels & sophisticated glasses) giving him strocking instructions with some nasty verbal degradations like that:

«You're so eager to fuck yourself, bitch. So ashamed about your habit. So consumed by this...tss,tss,tss....sick,sick, addiction. Lucky littte cumslut. Dr likes collect dirty compulsive puppet like you. Dr loves to enslave naughty jerkboy. Dr adores to corrupt the dick of a silly secret naughty strocktoy. And one of the favorit Dr's hobby consist to cum extraction. One of the favorit sport of Dr is the cockcaptured. It mean : draining the testicles of her obedient cow. It mean: milking the genitals of her piggy slave. Every night & every day. Dr got you all to herself , to used and abused you like her personal plaything. Her obedient fucktoy who like to fuck is hand again and again. But most of all, Dr knows that her vicious chronic masturbator crave to hold his orgasm as long as he can. Hum? Isn't whore? And Dr enjoys watching her private wankoolic in state of agony, minutes after minutes, waiting,desperately, strokes after strokes, to hearing the cum command of her Dr. Tss,tss,tss...Lucky bastard. Dr wants to see lots and lots and lots of precum around your penis before. Cauz this is the proof of your desire for her.»

Someone please edit and maybe I can read it and reply.
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That hurt my brain. I think the Doctor wants to cum. Maybe? :confused:
 
Aurantica said:
From the sludgy bottom of my inbox:

hey there sexy
just read your post....a wet 9 and too much clothing ;-) *spank* oh sorry my hand slipped hard. Can't help it seeing your sexy ass swaying like that...
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Wow - that's classy. You were all over that weren't you? ;) :eek:


Aquagal said:
That hurt my brain. I think the Doctor wants to cum. Maybe? :confused:
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I couldn't even attempt to read it after the first couple lines. It's painful when folks write and try to make me read it!
 
I'm trying so very hard not to laugh out loud on this so my family wouldn't have to listen to me explain what a bad whore I am - like 500 times whorish:

Enjoy folks, this one has to be one of the BEST I've ever gotten. :rolleyes::D

hi: You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment, i want to fuck your throat as hard i want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard. undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore, lick my balls baby come on baby girl suck that shit, yeahhhhhhh bitch suckem suckem bitch suck my balls suck those fucking balls baby, is it enough for you dirty slut if you want to go further you won it i discovered in my medical records about a megashaft i guess i know how that extrainch came about, suck my cock whore suck it suck it now bitch, suck it suck it suck it suck it filthy slut suck it suck it suck it whore whore whore whore whore how many times i have to tell you that youre a whore a dirty whore a filthy whorea bitchy slutty whore youare a whore and thats what matters most whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 25 50 a hundred 250 five 500 a thousand times you are a whore suck my thick cock whorefucker keep on sucking my strong cock whorefuckingcumslut you make my dick more harder come on bitch, keep on dont stop sucking my bigfatcock dirtyslut, come on filthybitch, do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers, i love licking your pink pussy let me lick your clit fucking whore whore whore whorewhore whore whore whore whore whore whore......
want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum filled balls, my rock solid muscular stiff cock gagging your mouth to its full length deep inside your mouth whorefucking cumslut cocksucker cockwhore take this shit suck this dick cockslut cockhungry i am out of words, speechless, i am very excited writing this, suck this fucking cock horny slut.
stroking my cock
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm trying so very hard not to laugh out loud on this so my family wouldn't have to listen to me explain what a bad whore I am - like 500 times whorish:

Enjoy folks, this one has to be one of the BEST I've ever gotten. :rolleyes::D

hi: You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment, i want to fuck your throat as hard i want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard. undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore, lick my balls baby come on baby girl suck that shit, yeahhhhhhh bitch suckem suckem bitch suck my balls suck those fucking balls baby, is it enough for you dirty slut if you want to go further you won it i discovered in my medical records about a megashaft i guess i know how that extrainch came about, suck my cock whore suck it suck it now bitch, suck it suck it suck it suck it filthy slut suck it suck it suck it whore whore whore whore whore how many times i have to tell you that youre a whore a dirty whore a filthy whorea bitchy slutty whore youare a whore and thats what matters most whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 25 50 a hundred 250 five 500 a thousand times you are a whore suck my thick cock whorefucker keep on sucking my strong cock whorefuckingcumslut you make my dick more harder come on bitch, keep on dont stop sucking my bigfatcock dirtyslut, come on filthybitch, do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers, i love licking your pink pussy let me lick your clit fucking whore whore whore whorewhore whore whore whore whore whore whore......
want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum filled balls, my rock solid muscular stiff cock gagging your mouth to its full length deep inside your mouth whorefucking cumslut cocksucker cockwhore take this shit suck this dick cockslut cockhungry i am out of words, speechless, i am very excited writing this, suck this fucking cock horny slut.
stroking my cock
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Welllllllllllllllllllll he likes the word whore!! But all I could think about was this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqShViVL_Y&feature=related

Bwahahaha :D
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm trying so very hard not to laugh out loud on this so my family wouldn't have to listen to me explain what a bad whore I am - like 500 times whorish:

Enjoy folks, this one has to be one of the BEST I've ever gotten. :rolleyes::D

hi: You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment, i want to fuck your throat as hard i want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard. undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore, lick my balls baby come on baby girl suck that shit, yeahhhhhhh bitch suckem suckem bitch suck my balls suck those fucking balls baby, is it enough for you dirty slut if you want to go further you won it i discovered in my medical records about a megashaft i guess i know how that extrainch came about, suck my cock whore suck it suck it now bitch, suck it suck it suck it suck it filthy slut suck it suck it suck it whore whore whore whore whore how many times i have to tell you that youre a whore a dirty whore a filthy whorea bitchy slutty whore youare a whore and thats what matters most whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 25 50 a hundred 250 five 500 a thousand times you are a whore suck my thick cock whorefucker keep on sucking my strong cock whorefuckingcumslut you make my dick more harder come on bitch, keep on dont stop sucking my bigfatcock dirtyslut, come on filthybitch, do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers, i love licking your pink pussy let me lick your clit fucking whore whore whore whorewhore whore whore whore whore whore whore......
want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum filled balls, my rock solid muscular stiff cock gagging your mouth to its full length deep inside your mouth whorefucking cumslut cocksucker cockwhore take this shit suck this dick cockslut cockhungry i am out of words, speechless, i am very excited writing this, suck this fucking cock horny slut.
stroking my cock
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god *wipes tears*

that is one of the best Ive ever read. I am jealous.
 
There, now we can all read it with a little less eyestrain. :D


Hi:

You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment. I want to fuck your throat as hard I want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard.

Undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore? Lick my balls baby, come on baby girl suck that shit! Yeah bitch suckem - suckem bitch - suck my balls; suck those fucking balls baby. Is it enough for you dirty slut? If you want to go further you won it!

I discovered in my medical records about a megashaft; I guess I know how that extra inch came about.

Suck my cock whore! Suck it - suck it now bitch! Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it filthy slut; suck it, suck it, suck it, whore! Whore, whore, whore, whore!

How many times do I have to tell you, that you're a whore! A dirty whore; a filthy whore! A bitchy, slutty, whore; you are a whore and that's what matters most.

Whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore!

25, 50, a hundred, 250, five, 500, a thousand times - you are a whore! Suck my thick cock whore fucker!

Keep on sucking my strong cock, whorefuckingcumslut! You make my dick more harder! Come on bitch; keep on - don't stop sucking my big, fat, cock dirty slut.

Come on filthy bitch! Do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers? I love licking your pink pussy. Let me lick your clit fucking whore!

Whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore!

Want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum-filled balls? My rock, solid, muscular, stiff cock is gagging your mouth. Its full length, deep inside your mouth!

Whore fucking, cumslut, cocksucker, cock whore! Take this shit; suck this dick, cock slut - cockhungry!

I am out of words, speechless. I am very excited writing this. Suck this fucking cock, horny slut.

Stroking my cock.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
There, now we can all read it with a little less eyestrain. :D


Hi:

You dont know what you have done to me listening to your hot slutty voice in the assignment. I want to fuck your throat as hard I want to, stroking my throbbing cock and banging your very fucking hard.

Undress my pants baby: do you like what you see, how strong my balls are filthy whore? Lick my balls baby, come on baby girl suck that shit! Yeah bitch suckem - suckem bitch - suck my balls; suck those fucking balls baby. Is it enough for you dirty slut? If you want to go further you won it!

I discovered in my medical records about a megashaft; I guess I know how that extra inch came about.

Suck my cock whore! Suck it - suck it now bitch! Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it filthy slut; suck it, suck it, suck it, whore! Whore, whore, whore, whore!

How many times do I have to tell you, that you're a whore! A dirty whore; a filthy whore! A bitchy, slutty, whore; you are a whore and that's what matters most.

Whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore!

25, 50, a hundred, 250, five, 500, a thousand times - you are a whore! Suck my thick cock whore fucker!

Keep on sucking my strong cock, whorefuckingcumslut! You make my dick more harder! Come on bitch; keep on - don't stop sucking my big, fat, cock dirty slut.

Come on filthy bitch! Do you want me to lick your pussy with my tongue and stimulate it with my fingers? I love licking your pink pussy. Let me lick your clit fucking whore!

Whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore, whore!

Want to hear you moaning at me when I am pulling your hair in front of my cum-filled balls? My rock, solid, muscular, stiff cock is gagging your mouth. Its full length, deep inside your mouth!

Whore fucking, cumslut, cocksucker, cock whore! Take this shit; suck this dick, cock slut - cockhungry!

I am out of words, speechless. I am very excited writing this. Suck this fucking cock, horny slut.

Stroking my cock.
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ROFL I am still laughing and still thinking about the Chef hahahahaha
 
FakeaSmile said:
ROFL I am still laughing and still thinking about the Chef hahahahaha
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25, 50, a hundred, 250, five, 500, a thousand times - you are a whore! Suck my thick cock whore fucker!


So this is the math I get. . . 25 + 50 +100 + 250 + 5 + 500 X 1000 = 930,000 amount of whore I am.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
25, 50, a hundred, 250, five, 500, a thousand times - you are a whore! Suck my thick cock whore fucker!


So this is the math I get. . . 25 + 50 +100 + 250 + 5 + 500 X 1000 = 930,000 amount of whore I am.
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That's some amount of whore there hahahahahaha
That has got to be the winner Red like really it's going to take alot to surpass that one LOL
 
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This makes me so sad *sniff*. To realize that no one thinks enough of me to even call me a tramp, much less a whore, even ONE time. I'm so jealous.
I think your edited version could've been even more concise: "I am a moron." :p
 
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