Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[nightmistress]

I just had to laugh at that one.

I have my moments

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I have my moments

The picture of him, even thinking that pantyslut or whatever that post was... is laughable on the floor material.

 

[nightmistress]

The picture of him, even thinking that pantyslut or whatever that post was... is laughable on the floor material.

I know How I love causing trouble

 

[Slow Ride469]

let me go back and read it again

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know How I love causing trouble

That man claiming to be that .... I think I'd faint.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

let me go back and read it again

*snickers*

 

[nightmistress]

let me go back and read it again

too late for that! Say it or get a spanking!

 

[Slow Ride469]

too late for that! Say it or get a spanking!

I can't remember all of it ~grabs my ankles~

 

[nightmistress]

That man claiming to be that .... I think I'd faint.

oh he's a hoot. Still hasn't told me his name which is how I got that pm in the first place. I asked his name and that's how he responded!

 

[nightmistress]

I can't remember all of it ~grabs my ankles~

the basic jist is fine

 

[lovemonster]

*chuckles* ... I didn't read it. Did you? If so was his story any good? Did I miss a chance to be fucked like the inner slut I am, but a real man? ? ?

I got past the first line and reached for the delete button....

 

[lovemonster]

re pciky SS2
..in your small knickers and stocking. I want to lie under you while you squat and smother me.

I want to feel your lace on my face !

He's a poet and he don't know it.

And if I sat on him, I'd smother him for sure. He certainly wouldn't be getting up again any time soon.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It's always so beautiful *sniff sniff* when a poet emerges and graces us with his witty banter. *sighs wistfully*

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YOU would so not smother him! *pinch*

 

[lovemonster]

It's always so beautiful *sniff sniff* when a poet emerges and graces us with his witty banter. *sighs wistfully*

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YOU would so not smother him! *pinch*

I know.....I'm just so touched... *holds hand over heart*

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I so would. I'd stay there until I made damn sure I did.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know.....I'm just so touched... *holds hand over heart*

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I so would. I'd stay there until I made damn sure I did.

Well... in that case you should answer him. One less jerk for us ladies to deal with.

 

[lovemonster]

Well... in that case you should answer him. One less jerk for us ladies to deal with.

Well, I'd hate for him to go with a smile on his face...

 

[506]

When I Send Pm

i never expect it to be replid bcoz i've a long xp in that

so never can u dissapoint me haahaa by deleteing my messeger or not replying

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It isn't about disappointing someone, it's a matter of men/women respecting other men and women.

 

[lovemonster]

It isn't about disappointing someone, it's a matter of men/women respecting other men and women.

I wouldn't waste your fingers....I've met this one in a previous incarnation, he doesn't have the capacity to understand what you're saying..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I wouldn't waste your fingers....I've met this one in a previous incarnation, he doesn't have the capacity to understand what you're saying..

I see.

 

[Guest]

simply gorgeous!!!!!

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Bluefox--
I'm glad you finally got the courage to post your pics. Your'e beautiful beyond words and sexy too! You gave me an instant hard -on when I saw your pics and that does'nt happen with all women.

Sooo--good for U!!!

Going to go and take care of what u satarted LOL!!



Nice and flattering but it would have been more flattering if he had gone beyond the first post and realised that the thread is almost two and a half years old lol

 

[Guest]

Apologies if I have already posted this one......

you got me hard. am stroking for you.

want to chat? sorry for the abruptness, just so horny.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*grins* Well... 1/2 ain't bad.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm not even sure how to respond to this one...

Hi Red,

I'm wondering... are there any naked pics of you on Lit or somewhere else that I can look at? I have been an admirer of your stories for years. I've PM'ed you before to tell you so. I think you are sexy as hell. As a tribute to you, I would like to re-read one of your hot, Hot, HOT stories, occassionally glancing at your nakedness, and then jack off to your pic when I finish.

Is that so much to ask? It would mean the world to me.

Thanks in advance for considering it.

 

[keiffers]

I'm not even sure how to respond to this one...

Hi Red,

I'm wondering... are there any naked pics of you on Lit or somewhere else that I can look at? I have been an admirer of your stories for years. I've PM'ed you before to tell you so. I think you are sexy as hell. As a tribute to you, I would like to re-read one of your hot, Hot, HOT stories, occassionally glancing at your nakedness, and then jack off to your pic when I finish.

Is that so much to ask? It would mean the world to me.

Thanks in advance for considering it.

crap I guess my plan didn't work