Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

Still laughing...ya know what she wrote in the PM...

I got PM'd this...

"Hey baby, talk dirty to me!"
 
seth6138 said:
Still laughing...ya know what she wrote in the PM...

I got PM'd this...

"Hey baby, talk dirty to me!"

sounds just like something she would say ;) LOL
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
*chuckles*

Perhaps so, but that wasn't what I wrote him. lol... Some other lady is lurking seth! :p :D

you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in denial! LOL
 
this is the funniest pm I have ever gotten to date.

"Mistress you know me!....I am your pantyslut, boytoy, pussylicker I am the one you love to press you heel into, and make me kiss, lick & suck your sweet delicious toes I am your sissy pantyboy....the toy you make Kiss your Ass, & lick your wet pussy. My name is pantyslutboytoy!
& you treat me so well....can i kiss your ass more tonight"
 
nightmistress said:
this is the funniest pm I have ever gotten to date.

"Mistress you know me!....I am your pantyslut, boytoy, pussylicker I am the one you love to press you heel into, and make me kiss, lick & suck your sweet delicious toes I am your sissy pantyboy....the toy you make Kiss your Ass, & lick your wet pussy. My name is pantyslutboytoy!
& you treat me so well....can i kiss your ass more tonight"
OH MY GOD. lol

Even if I was a Domme... I wouldn't want that pathetic of a pet. :rolleyes: A pet sure, but a real man at the same time.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
OH MY GOD. lol

Even if I was a Domme... I wouldn't want that pathetic of a pet. :rolleyes: A pet sure, but a real man at the same time.
It was partially a joke, but it still made me fall off my bed laughing.
 
He and I have this little game going where he worships the ground I walk on. It cracks me up. It's all in good fun. But this pm was so worth quoting. I wonder if he'll stumble in here someday and see that I quoted him. Now that would be funny.
 
nightmistress said:
He and I have this little game going where he worships the ground I walk on. It cracks me up. It's all in good fun. But this pm was so worth quoting. I wonder if he'll stumble in here someday and see that I quoted him. Now that would be funny.

that's sorta like Red and how she worships the ground I walk on <wink> lol
 
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