Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[keiffers]

I think not

obviously you don't know she and I that well....

 

[nightmistress]

obviously you don't know she and I that well....

I think I know bull when I smell it

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hahahah ROFL - come on admit it you do

I plead the fifth... now where are my boots?

 

[keiffers]

I plead the fifth... now where are my boots?

haha see you ARE in denial

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

haha see you ARE in denial

Pleading the fifth isn't denial babe, it's remaining quiet, while you dig yourself into a hole. Need a bigger shovel?

 

[keiffers]

Pleading the fifth isn't denial babe, it's remaining quiet, while you dig yourself into a hole. Need a bigger shovel?

whatever! you are in denial and you're just denying you are in it LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

whatever! you are in denial and you're just denying you are in it LOL

I think you have a complex.

 

[keiffers]

I think you have a complex.

yeah yeah whatever

 

[nightmistress]

I think you have a complex.

go Red!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

yeah yeah whatever

You always end it this way... whatever and then you disappear, until you need your next fix of Red.

 

[keiffers]

You always end it this way... whatever and then you disappear, until you need your next fix of Red.

fix? ROFLMAO

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

go Red!

He's got RH&F disorder. He's addicted to me and though he fights it, he can't help but succumb to my natural charm.

 

[keiffers]

He's got RH&F disorder. He's addicted to me and though he fights it, he can't help but succumb to my natural charm.

and you say I'm spewing alot of it?!?! LOL

 

[Slow Ride469]

this is the funniest pm I have ever gotten to date.

"Mistress you know me!....I am your pantyslut, boytoy, pussylicker I am the one you love to press you heel into, and make me kiss, lick & suck your sweet delicious toes I am your sissy pantyboy....the toy you make Kiss your Ass, & lick your wet pussy. My name is pantyslutboytoy!
& you treat me so well....can i kiss your ass more tonight"

I can't believe you quoted me.......................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that wasn't me.......never mind

 

[nightmistress]

I can't believe you quoted me.......................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that wasn't me.......never mind

LOL now that was funny

 

[Slow Ride469]

LOL now that was funny

~grins~ not that I wouldn't say it

 

[nightmistress]

~grins~ not that I wouldn't say it

say it then, infront of everyone.

 

[Slow Ride469]

say it then, infront of everyone.

can I copy and paste?

 

[nightmistress]

can I copy and paste?

no.

 

[Slow Ride469]

no.

ok.............well..........I'm thinking it

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

and you say I'm spewing alot of it?!?! LOL

You do spew a lot. I believe it is when I moan.... Mmmm.... right there baby.

 

[nightmistress]

ok.............well..........I'm thinking it

say it. tell the lit world what you want to be.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

say it. tell the lit world what you want to be.

LMAO! LOL

 

[nightmistress]

LMAO! LOL

I'm bad ain't I?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm bad ain't I?

I just had to laugh at that one.