Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[keiffers]

LOL, ahh I see how it is ...A handy scape goat are we?

apparently so in her eyes....

 

[littleone77]

apparently so in her eyes....

*Huggles* Ah well, we win some, we lose some I suppose...If it helps you still appear masteful in my eyes as you have appeared to have figured out a nubbin of fact concerning women and who gets into their jeans

 

[keiffers]

*Huggles* Ah well, we win some, we lose some I suppose...If it helps you still appear masteful in my eyes as you have appeared to have figured out a nubbin of fact concerning women and who gets into their jeans

yeah all part of my master plan ROFL

 

[littleone77]

yeah all part of my master plan ROFL

, I see you have found a false door then in my mind, heh...Where will it lead I wonder?

 

[keiffers]

, I see you have found a false door then in my mind, heh...Where will it lead I wonder?

into you jeans remember heheh

 

[littleone77]

into you jeans remember heheh

LOL, not at the present time..not wearing any so there and perhaps the door will lead into your what I like to call My Garden of Friendship, where personal plots are given out along with some tlc until I am forced to do some weeding, LOL

 

[keiffers]

LOL, not at the present time..not wearing any so there and perhaps the door will lead into your what I like to call My Garden of Friendship, where personal plots are given out along with some tlc until I am forced to do some weeding, LOL

LOL oh ok, i'll get into them later LOL

 

[littleone77]

LOL oh ok, i'll get into them later LOL

ROFL, fair enough, your reservation has been reserved and my jeans locked, heh

 

[keiffers]

ROFL, fair enough, your reservation has been reserved and my jeans locked, heh

what a smart ass you are - are you sure you're not related to Red

 

[littleone77]

what a smart ass you are - are you sure you're not related to Red

Thank You again, I like that compliment ...Nope, my relatives would never be caught in such a place as this

Amusing you am I?

 

[keiffers]

Thank You again, I like that compliment ...Nope, my relatives would never be caught in such a place as this

Amusing you am I?

actually they probably just want you to think they wouldn't be caught in a place like this - we're all perverts in our own amusing way lol

 

[littleone77]

actually they probably just want you to think they wouldn't be caught in a place like this - we're all perverts in our own amusing way lol

Hey that was my nickname in highschool and junior high! Earned it too

Perhaps, we all had have an embarrassing sex toy in our closet at one point or another

 

[keiffers]

Hey that was my nickname in highschool and junior high!

Perhaps, we all had have an embarrassing sex toy in our closet at one point or another

its no different than people that say they don't masturbate LOL we all do it but most people will never admit it for the fear of being looked at differently...just like people as well who don't admit that they think about sex with someone of the same sex....they think if they do then they'll be branded as gay.....its just funny how society is scared of being labeled of something yet they turn around and label everyone else

 

[littleone77]

its no different than people that say they don't masturbate LOL we all do it but most people will never admit it for the fear of being looked at differently...just like people as well who don't admit that they think about sex with someone of the same sex....they think if they do then they'll be branded as gay.....its just funny how society is scared of being labeled of something yet they turn around and label everyone else

*Stands up* My name is Littleone and I *blush* masturbate

That trait of society has existed since our ancestors finally worked that kink out of their back. It will not change I fear...however it sure is funny trying to shock them into responding!

 

[keiffers]

*Stands up* My name is Littleone and I *blush* masturbate

That trait of society has existed since our ancestors finally worked that kink out of their back. It will not change I fear...however it sure is funny trying to shock them into responding!

if we weren't supposed to masturbate, we would never have been given hands and fingers, nor would be have invented phallic objects LOL

 

[littleone77]

if we weren't supposed to masturbate, we would never have been given hands and fingers, nor would be have invented phallic objects LOL

LMAO, true enough, true enough...but who says hands, fingers or phallic objects are needed? So many ways and so little time

 

[keiffers]

LMAO, true enough, true enough...but who says hands, fingers or phallic objects are needed? So many ways and so little time

well true....that's why women wear jeans....for the seam inbetween their legs LOL

 

[littleone77]

well true....that's why women wear jeans....for the seam inbetween their legs LOL

Giggles, our secret has been revealed...well at least regarding us wearing tight jeans that is

And if that is the case, then what is the point of wearing panties?

 

[keiffers]

Giggles, our secret has been revealed...well at least regarding us wearing tight jeans that is

And if that is the case, then what is the point of wearing panties?

to give guys something to play with before ripping them off? lol

 

[littleone77]

Sorry ya'all

 

[keiffers]

Nah, couldn't be that simple? With you men though...perhaps it is

Personally I think its a woman's way of saying...just one more hoop for you to jump into

well hell look at what guys say online, so could be pretty simple for most guys lol

 

[littleone77]

well hell look at what guys say online, so could be pretty simple for most guys lol

Its similiar to waving a milk bone in front of an over eager puppy only to watch in amusement as it literarily detroys everything in its path to get to it

 

[keiffers]

Its similiar to waving a milk bone in front of an over eager puppy only to watch in amusement as it literarily detroys everything in its path to get to it

exactly - why do you think when men go into Victoria's Secret the sales people watch their every move LOL

 

[littleone77]

exactly - why do you think when men go into Victoria's Secret the sales people watch their every move LOL

*Blushes in shame* I have yet to visit there btw

Probably because they are wondering...OMG, a man who has accepted his desires and wants to please himself and his woman...WOW, look at his crotch!

 

[keiffers]

*Blushes in shame* I have yet to visit there btw

Probably because they are wondering...OMG, a man who has accepted his desires and wants to please himself and his woman...WOW, look at his crotch!

I think they just look at him and think 'damn pervert, i'm ready to call security'