Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sorry, it isn't funny, but that's probably because I didn't manage to get past the first couple of lines!!!

Well done Red & DG for being able to read the trash!!

I could believe it read like an infomercial. . .I kept waiitng for the. . ."19.95 a month for 6 mths". . .

OMGosh! That's too damn funny! I should go back and edit my "what made you smile today" post to include this. I at least appreciate a level of intelligence. The spelling and grammar is so bad, it was difficult to read through.

It gave me a headache which was worse than I already had. lol.

 

[littleone77]

Thanks, this thread is so dang amusing, heh

Here is mine, the one that annoyed me to no end, lafs...

littleone- I bet you'd hate to...lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

The one thing he did get right that was I would hate to

 

[VelvetLips]

I had a pm today asking if I wanted to be picked up with a private jet and taken to a island for 2 weeks uh okay sure

 

[kendra1980]

Here is mine, the one that annoyed me to no end, lafs...

littleone- I bet you'd hate to...lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

The one thing he did get right that was I would hate to

That made me laugh. Thanks!

 

[keiffers]

I could believe it read like an infomercial. . .I kept waiitng for the. . ."19.95 a month for 6 mths". . .


It gave me a headache which was worse than I already had. lol.

uhm excuse me will you take care of my headache for me

ooops that was supposed to a PM lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here is mine, the one that annoyed me to no end, lafs...

littleone- I bet you'd hate to...lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

The one thing he did get right that was I would hate to

LOL... roflmao.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had a pm today asking if I wanted to be picked up with a private jet and taken to a island for 2 weeks uh okay sure

lol. . .who wouldn't.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

uhm excuse me will you take care of my headache for me

ooops that was supposed to a PM lol

 

[littleone77]

Me too!

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That made me laugh. Thanks!

At first I was mad, then I felt a teeny weeny bit violated, then I felt mad again. Now I have moved on to the lasting amusement stage. Its a wonderful place to be

 

[littleone77]

Smiles

LOL... roflmao.

Glad to see I am not the only one enjoying this...And whats this? Another pm in my box titled "Hey u wanna play?" This should be interesting

 

[littleone77]

And the lastest is....drumroll

Hey Wanna PLay!

Have you been a bad girl? Wanna play?

Nope...What I would like to do involves a dull butter knife, *evil cackles*, just kidding

It gets better...I responded with "Can you read?" and I received back "Are you on Yahoo tonight you naughty thing!"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

At first I was mad, then I felt a teeny weeny bit violated, then I felt mad again. Now I have moved on to the lasting amusement stage. Its a wonderful place to be

Try not to feel violated in your PM box, I know it can be hard, but remember they are flat words that hold no meaning unless they come from someone you care about. There are worse and more icky ones out there. *sigh*

The amusement stage is the best. I like it a lot.

Glad to see I am not the only one enjoying this...And whats this? Another pm in my box titled "Hey u wanna play?" This should be interesting

lol. . . It is folks like the random "Do you wanna fuck me?" PM folks that keep my little thread alive.

Hey Wanna PLay!

Have you been a bad girl? Wanna play?

Nope...What I would like to do involves a dull butter knife, *evil cackles*, just kidding

It gets better...I responded with "Can you read?" and I received back "Are you on Yahoo tonight you naughty thing!"

Are you? just kidding

I don't think they can read sometimes, but just randomly type and hope it comes out as something warm and fuzzy, or is that leads to something warm and fuzzy?

 

[littleone77]

Giggles

I don't think they can read sometimes, but just randomly type and hope it comes out as something warm and fuzzy, or is that leads to something warm and fuzzy?

You cheer me up and for that I am grateful. I am not aware what his intentions were but his goals of cyber were a total and absolute failure. Even if I was in the market, an unknown person who pms me without encouragement has lost what chance they might have had.

Hehe...Yes at times I can be naughty, , but therein lies the fun. And Daddy has yet to complain!

 

[keiffers]

I don't think they can read sometimes, but just randomly type and hope it comes out as something warm and fuzzy, or is that leads to something warm and fuzzy?

oooh warm and fuzzy...I'll have to remember to use that next time I IM you red LOL

 

[keiffers]

You cheer me up and for that I am grateful. I am not aware what his intentions were but his goals of cyber were a total and absolute failure. Even if I was in the market, an unknown person who pms me without encouragement has lost what chance they might have had.

Hehe...Yes at times I can be naughty, , but therein lies the fun. And Daddy has yet to complain!

well that shows the difference in men you can meet online....well and women that we men meet.

Most men online think that by saying right off 'wanna fuck' will get them anywhere they want, but they have not realized that the key is getting to know someone first.

I've been more successful in the times that I've gone that route by getting to know someone first, because the women I know from online would rather you be a friend first and then if the connection is there go that next step, rather than saying yes to a guy who asks 'will you mail me your wet panties' LOL

 

[littleone77]

Yes!

well that shows the difference in men you can meet online....well and women that we men meet.

Most men online think that by saying right off 'wanna fuck' will get them anywhere they want, but they have not realized that the key is getting to know someone first.

I've been more successful in the times that I've gone that route by getting to know someone first, because the women I know from online would rather you be a friend first and then if the connection is there go that next step, rather than saying yes to a guy who asks 'will you mail me your wet panties' LOL

You have summed it up wonderfully Keiffers! Its all about the connection and bond that two people share, both online and in rl. I mean take time to talk to me first instead of trying to get into my bed without an invitation. Nameless cyber buddies come and go, but a long time friend is something much more valuable and needed.

 

[keiffers]

You have summed it up wonderfully Keiffers! Its all about the connection and bond that two people share, both online and in rl. I mean take time to talk to me first instead of trying to get into my bed without an invitation. Nameless cyber buddies come and go, but a long time friend is something much more valuable and needed.

the best cyber buddies (and a few phone friends) that I've had I have had great conversations with them about whatever.....it doesn't involve just how wet your pussy may be or how hard your nipples get, but rather the everyday goings on in the world.....maybe one day those 'other' guys will figure out they might have a better chance of getting into a girls panties if they try to make their journey through the girls brain instead of right into her jeans LOL

 

[littleone77]

Big Smiles

the best cyber buddies (and a few phone friends) that I've had I have had great conversations with them about whatever.....it doesn't involve just how wet your pussy may be or how hard your nipples get, but rather the everyday goings on in the world.....maybe one day those 'other' guys will figure out they might have a better chance of getting into a girls panties if they try to make their journey through the girls brain instead of right into her jeans LOL

You are a master in your craft and a genius. Nothing else needs to be said

 

[keiffers]

You are a master in your craft and a genius. Nothing else needs to be said

LOL ok so when can I get in your panties LOL jk

 

[littleone77]

Lafs

LOL ok so when can I get in your panties LOL jk

You have yet to get into and through my mind. Watch out for the boobie traps, boxes, security and built in weirdness!

 

[keiffers]

You have yet to get into and through my mind. Watch out for the boobie traps, boxes, security and built in weirdness!

well it was worth a shot....see if those guys actually have any luck LOL

 

[littleone77]

Lol

well it was worth a shot....see if those guys actually have any luck LOL

Only one brave male soul has managed to sift through my mind, heart and into my jeans . And if You can't even manage to wade through the mess called my mind than no one can!

 

[keiffers]

Only one brave male soul has managed to sift through my mind, heart and into my jeans . And if You can't even manage to wade through the mess called my mind than no one can!

LOL well I gues syou can't get into my jeans either without sifting through the mess of my mind LOL

 

[littleone77]

Ha!

LOL well I gues syou can't get into my jeans either without sifting through the mess of my mind LOL

And just what is this mess that you claim to have? I promise mine is much more cluttered, dangerous and fun!

 

[keiffers]

And just what is this mess that you claim to have? I promise mine is much more cluttered, dangerous and fun!

you know I do not honestly know what is in this mess of my mind....as long as I wake up and go to sleep every day, then I consider myself lucky lol