Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[littleone77]

I think they just look at him and think 'damn pervert, i'm ready to call security'

EG, perhaps or perhaps its "Damn pervert, wonder how fast I can corner him into the dressing room before the other sluts do"

 

[keiffers]

EG, perhaps or perhaps its "Damn pervert, wonder how fast I can corner him into the dressing room before the other sluts do"

that too hahaha

but I think it's be fun to do as someone suggested - lay down on the table that the panties are laid out on, get covered up with them and as women pass by say 'PICK ME PICK ME!"

 

[littleone77]

that too hahaha

but I think it's be fun to do as someone suggested - lay down on the table that the panties are laid out on, get covered up with them and as women pass by say 'PICK ME PICK ME!"

LMAO and ROFL

That is simply the best idea I have ever heard for an afternoon of fun. Wonder which one they would pick?

 

[keiffers]

LMAO and ROFL

That is simply the best idea I have ever heard for an afternoon of fun. Wonder which one they would pick?

then reach over with your hand and grab their ass as they walk away then sneak your hand back under .....they'll never know LOL

 

[littleone77]

then reach over with your hand and grab their ass as they walk away then sneak your hand back under .....they'll never know LOL

Damn mannequins...They get horny too

 

[keiffers]

Damn mannequins...They get horny too

LOL exactly!!

 

[littleone77]

LOL exactly!!

Grinz

Mannequins and men are alot alike sometimes...They grab first then ask heh

 

[keiffers]

Grinz

Mannequins and men are alot alike sometimes...They grab first then ask heh

yeah damn perverts

 

[littleone77]

yeah damn perverts

Hey now, be nice to your fellow species

 

[keiffers]

Hey now, be nice to your fellow species

oh i'm sorry fellow pervert LOL

 

[littleone77]

oh i'm sorry fellow pervert LOL

I prefer perv ty, heh...And guilty as charged, will my orange jump suit have that printed below my name fellow inmate?

 

[keiffers]

I prefer perv ty, heh...And guilty as charged, will my orange jump suit have that printed below my name fellow inmate?

lol yeah that'll be fine - just remember that red is QUEEN PERV

 

[littleone77]

lol yeah that'll be fine - just remember that red is QUEEN PERV

*Wince* Yes, I will never try to usurp her position. If she doesn't squash me because of what I have helped do to this thread

 

[keiffers]

*Wince* Yes, I will never try to usurp her position. If she doesn't squash me because of what I have helped do to this thread

lol you're fine

 

[littleone77]

lol you're fine

*Sighs of relief* Taking your word for it dear Keiffers. Would hate to see the outcome of the battle of pervs

 

[keiffers]

*Sighs of relief* Taking your word for it dear Keiffers. Would hate to see the outcome of the battle of pervs

LOL

 

[littleone77]

LOL

And on that note, before I am found laying dead on the battlefields of top perv slayed by a mannequin pawn, I am going to bed.

Toodles!

So, so sorry Red...It was Keiffers' fault!

 

[keiffers]

And on that note, before I am found laying dead on the battlefields of top perv slayed by a mannequin pawn, I am going to bed.

Toodles!

So, so sorry Red...It was Keiffers' fault!

she knows that, she blames me for EVERYTHING!!! lol

nite nite

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You are a master in your craft and a genius. Nothing else needs to be said

OMGosh. . . don't encourage him.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You two gave me smiles, and lots of laughter. Thanks.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Hi, my name's Higher - just so you know what to scream later ....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi, my name's Higher - just so you know what to scream later ....

Mmmmm.... HIGHER!!!!! Purrrr

 

[keiffers]

OMGosh. . . don't encourage him.

pls encourage ....encourage ALOT!!!

 

[littleone77]

Giggles

pls encourage ....encourage ALOT!!!

Sometimes encouragement is not needed its all natural

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sometimes encouragement is not needed its all natural

I KNOW! lol.