Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[69forever]

How they hangin?

I get PM's from people who have never posted anything! They lurk and suddenly I guess they have an urge and need to share it with me. My favorite ones are the idiots that do the "multiple" PM's. I have had it happen to me twice where I was PM'd and then a good friend of mine got the same PM and then another time I was PM'd and then my alternate name I use in the SRP's was PM'd by the same guy. . . LOL...

Low and to the left. Wanna' check? *giggles*

I post a lot on the Mid-west and MI thread. Gotta' love the ones who come in and say something like "25 yr. old stud looking for older women....PM me."

LMFuckingAO!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Low and to the left. Wanna' check? *giggles*

I post a lot on the Mid-west and MI thread. Gotta' love the ones who come in and say something like "25 yr. old stud looking for older women....PM me."

LMFuckingAO!!!

Can I get up close and personal?

I post everywhere... I'm like the Goddess of multi-tasking...

Or the famous. . . "asl" requests.

I would sometimes write. Age=Old enough to know how, Sex=Yes I have sex, Location=Anywhere sounds like a plan

 

[69forever]

Can I get up close and personal?

I post everywhere... I'm like the Goddess of multi-tasking...

Or the famous. . . "asl" requests.

I would sometimes write. Age=Old enough to know how, Sex=Yes I have sex, Location=Anywhere sounds like a plan

Ohhhh yessssssss baby......as close as you want. *pant* *pant*

I multi-task. Just not on a puter. Only handle three screens at a time.

It's either funny and you ignore it or get pissed and delete it. I choose the former.
I like that resonse.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ohhhh yessssssss baby......as close as you want. *pant* *pant*

I multi-task. Just not on a puter. Only handle three screens at a time.

It's either funny and you ignore it or get pissed and delete it. I choose the former.
I like that resonse.

69... have you been reading naughty things again. Do you remember that is my FAVORITE number

Three screens at a time. . . lol.

I write, post, and carry on a conversation too. . . then add housework to all that. . .

 

[jethrobodeen]

PLEASE DON'T LIST NAMES AS TO WHO SENT YOU THE PM

Definately, the one who sent me my first PM. Not much of an opening line

Lines suck, she was better than that. She was tuned into what I was posting on threads we crossed. Like erotic friendship... Very nice, indeed and I felt lucky.... I know her husband is!

Guys, open your heart and put it here, it just attracts.... I've always been a little shy about approaching, but the more incoming, get me a little more comfortable.. maybe I'll open wider......

Hmmm, wondering who might reach me in a similar way and take my cyber-cherry (seriously kidding)

-JB

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Definately, the one who sent me my first PM. Not much of an opening line

Lines suck, she was better than that. She was tuned into what I was posting on threads we crossed. Like erotic friendship... Very nice, indeed and I felt lucky.... I know her husband is!

Guys, open your heart and put it here, it just attracts.... I've always been a little shy about approaching, but the more incoming, get me a little more comfortable.. maybe I'll open wider......

Hmmm, wondering who might reach me in a similar way and take my cyber-cherry (seriously kidding)

-JB

"cyber-cherry" lol. . .

I'm not asking anyone to put there "" in the PM. I ask for a bit of gentlemanly behavior, maturity, class. The "" should be earned not just given.

 

[jethrobodeen]

"cyber-cherry" lol. . .

I'm not asking anyone to put there "" in the PM. I ask for a bit of gentlemanly behavior, maturity, class. The "" should be earned not just given.

BTW, did I miss my grope? Or is JST (Jethro Standard Time) just lost in the continum? Fairly new here, the information overload is incredible...loosing track....

-JB

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

BTW, did I miss my grope? Or is JST (Jethro Standard Time) just lost in the continum? Fairly new here, the information overload is incredible...loosing track....

-JB

I posted to you asking where you wanted groped.

 

[jethrobodeen]

I posted to you asking where you wanted groped.

I replied

-JB

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I replied

-JB

You sure did reply didn't you.


I walk slowly toward you, my eyes traveling over your form, taking in all the delicious places I could grope, but now that I've had a chance to view your reply, only one place really is of interest to me now. A certain place that is now smooth and free of any coarse obsticles that would block the skin on skin touch I have in mind for the litster that had to wait so long for their free grope. Once I am within reach, I trail my finger over your collarbone and slowly down the center of your chest. It slips down to your waist, where my other hand has been waiting for it. Together they work open the button of your jeans and pull the zipper down. My fingers then tease the cloth covering your sex, not yet have I found what I wanted but I know in time I will. I smirk at you and give a wink as you feel my hand slip inbetween the material and your flesh. I come to the place I must feel in order to find out if you truly are shaved and smooth. I grope you with a nice, firm squeeze and slip my hand free.

Thank you for posting the other day when I hit 1000 posts.

 

[jethrobodeen]

You sure did reply didn't you.


I walk slowly toward you, my eyes traveling over your form, taking in all the delicious places I could grope, but now that I've had a chance to view your reply, only one place really is of interest to me now. A certain place that is now smooth and free of any coarse obsticles that would block the skin on skin touch I have in mind for the litster that had to wait so long for their free grope. Once I am within reach, I trail my finger over your collarbone and slowly down the center of your chest. It slips down to your waist, where my other hand has been waiting for it. Together they work open the button of your jeans and pull the zipper down. My fingers then tease the cloth covering your sex, not yet have I found what I wanted but I know in time I will. I smirk at you and give a wink as you feel my hand slip inbetween the material and your flesh. I come to the place I must feel in order to find out if you truly are shaved and smooth. I grope you with a nice, firm squeeze and slip my hand free.

Thank you for posting the other day when I hit 1000 posts.

Ooohh, that was niiiice Red. Thank you

-JB

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ooohh, that was niiiice Red. Thank you

-JB

You're welcome. . . Now onward to 2000

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

vanelane. . . dust out your box please.

 

[jethrobodeen]

You're welcome. . . Now onward to 2000

See, damn. It's this information overload, I just know I'm going to miss it.

Eventhough there's a big geek in me, I've been a bad boy and haven't looked for tools to manage it better. But it's not too late.......

Lemme see....First cut......

Hourly /etc/crontab entry:
#!/usr/bin/perl
while < system("wget literotica.com:81/forum/search.php?......) {
if ( $postnumber -eq 1900 ) {
system( "/bin/mail --subject "WAKE UP JB WE'RE CLOSE TO 2000!!!!!" );
}
}

-JB

 

[ima6uldv8]

I want you to teach me to crochet, for real.
Reaction? Delete. Come on guys! I'm not here for the crafting.

 

[MidwestSusan]

is that you in the AV

response.. what do you think

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

See, damn. It's this information overload, I just know I'm going to miss it.

Eventhough there's a big geek in me, I've been a bad boy and haven't looked for tools to manage it better. But it's not too late.......

Lemme see....First cut......

Hourly /etc/crontab entry:
#!/usr/bin/perl
while < system("wget literotica.com:81/forum/search.php?......) {
if ( $postnumber -eq 1900 ) {
system( "/bin/mail --subject "WAKE UP JB WE'RE CLOSE TO 2000!!!!!" );
}
}

-JB

cute...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I want you to teach me to crochet, for real.
Reaction? Delete. Come on guys! I'm not here for the crafting.

OMG!!! LOL... that has to be the funniest one I've ever read. . .

You know ima... I don't know how to crochet. . . that's why I sent it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

is that you in the AV

response.. what do you think

I like those questions too... sometimes I'm in my av. . . usually I'm not. But my pic is in my profile, so if there is a Blonde in my AV... ummm.... does it say BlondeHairedandFriendly????

 

[jethrobodeen]

cute...

EDIT: This post never happend. JST now resumes regularly scheduled warp to somewhere else...

-JB

 

[mrtnmoon]

I want you to teach me to crochet, for real.
Reaction? Delete. Come on guys! I'm not here for the crafting.

ok, this might piss y'all off, but what the hell...

you ladies all talk about how offensive it is if someone just sends you a PM that says "wanna fuck?" or something equally crude. "say something about one of our posts," you say. "look at our profiles and talk to us about our interests." get to know us.

so, someone PM's you and makes a comment about one of the things that's clearly stated on your profile as one of your interests and what happens? delete. loser. well, you didn't say loser, but you might as well have said it. you don't want guys to come on to you immediately, but it seems like the guys that don't do it get written off as boring.

what's a guy to do?

 

[ima6uldv8]

ok, this might piss y'all off, but what the hell...

you ladies all talk about how offensive it is if someone just sends you a PM that says "wanna fuck?" or something equally crude. "say something about one of our posts," you say. "look at our profiles and talk to us about our interests." get to know us.

so, someone PM's you and makes a comment about one of the things that's clearly stated on your profile as one of your interests and what happens? delete. loser. well, you didn't say loser, but you might as well have said it. you don't want guys to come on to you immediately, but it seems like the guys that don't do it get written off as boring.

what's a guy to do?

Albeit you do have a good point, I've never complained about any pm I've received. So, should I just put in sex as my interests and hobbies?

 

[mrtnmoon]

Albeit you do have a good point, I've never complained about any pm I've received. So, should I just put in sex as my interests and hobbies?

yes.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Heh, I can roll over and shake my leg when you rub my tummy, too!

-JB

I'll pass on that fantasy.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

ok, this might piss y'all off, but what the hell...

you ladies all talk about how offensive it is if someone just sends you a PM that says "wanna fuck?" or something equally crude. "say something about one of our posts," you say. "look at our profiles and talk to us about our interests." get to know us.

so, someone PM's you and makes a comment about one of the things that's clearly stated on your profile as one of your interests and what happens? delete. loser. well, you didn't say loser, but you might as well have said it. you don't want guys to come on to you immediately, but it seems like the guys that don't do it get written off as boring.

what's a guy to do?

Okay... you have a point... but I will also share with you something similar...

Someone did read my profile, picked an interest I had and 3 pm's later wanted to know what I was wearing that night... and if I was ready to play...

AT NO time did I EVER say anything to him that I was ready to screw him or had any interest in doing so.