Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[vanelane]

*chuckles* She meant the groping from me everyone, who posts on this thread for the next 24 hours, gets when I hit

1000 posts on this thread!!! Which is today. . .

So do you want your one time no strings attached grope today?

I do! I do! Yes, ma'am!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I do! I do! Yes, ma'am!

Morning vanelane ~ any particular place you want groped this morning? Or surprise you?

 

[vanelane]

Morning vanelane ~ any particular place you want groped this morning? Or surprise you?

Mmmm, good morning Red! Since it's a one-time deal, I believe I'd like to be surprised!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Mmmm, good morning Red! Since it's a one-time deal, I believe I'd like to be surprised!

Yep one time deal and then at 2000 posts I may do something different.


I wink at you, a look of mischief in my eyes. I close the distance between us, my fingers move over your cheek and then across your lips. My hand continues traveling lower, not yet touching you, but you can feel the distance between my fingertips and your skin barely exists. But it does. . . I lean in, my mouth hovers by your ear, I whisper, "Thanks for posting on my thread." You feel my hand grasp your left ass cheek and I grope the muscle with a long, lazy feel, making sure you know I'm there. My hand trails over the cheek and back to your waist. I rest it there and step back, wink, and tickle you just a tiny bit on your side, before smiling and stepping away.

Now... what to do at 2000??

 

[vanelane]

Yep one time deal and then at 2000 posts I may do something different.


I wink at you, a look of mischief in my eyes. I close the distance between us, my fingers move over your cheek and then across your lips. My hand continues traveling lower, not yet touching you, but you can feel the distance between my fingertips and your skin barely exists. But it does. . . I lean in, my mouth hovers by your ear, I whisper, "Thanks for posting on my thread." You feel my hand grasp your left ass cheek and I grope the muscle with a long, lazy feel, making sure you know I'm there. My hand trails over the cheek and back to your waist. I rest it there and step back, wink, and tickle you just a tiny bit on your side, before smiling and stepping away.

Now... what to do at 2000??

Thank you, that was wonderful! I don't know what we'll do at 2000, but it will be fun figuring it out!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you, that was wonderful! I don't know what we'll do at 2000, but it will be fun figuring it out!

Maybe I should just give whoever is 2000 something??

 

[vanelane]

Maybe I should just give whoever is 2000 something??

*please note I am first in line*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*please note I am first in line*

*chuckles. . . * You're also post 1007. lol d

 

[Nightbird]

I want my grope, I want my grope, I want my grope! *Jumping up and down!*

*chuckles* She meant the groping from me everyone, who posts on this thread for the next 24 hours, gets when I hit

1000 posts on this thread!!! Which is today. . .

So do you want your one time no strings attached grope today?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I want my grope, I want my grope, I want my grope! *Jumping up and down!*

Hello Nightbird... If you stop jumping and tell me where you want groped. I'll grope you.

 

[Nightbird]

OK OK!!! *Not jumping but still very excited!*

Ummm I'd like to be groped in the place of your choice!!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

*stands in the shadows watching* You get him, Red. Grope him GOOD

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I want my grope, I want my grope, I want my grope! *Jumping up and down!*

A soft smile lifts from my lips as I walk up behind you. My breasts are pressed against your back, my fingers skim up and down your sides. You can feel my fingernails slowly tracing a path along each of your ribs. My breath hovers over your skin, caressing your shoulders, your neck. My tongue reaches out, tastes your warm flesh, as my hands go around your stomach. One hand travels up as the other moves down. You feel the soft butterfly kisses on your ear as my fingers rest on your left nipple, my hand moves down to your thigh. I trail one finger up and down your leg until I decide to grope you, with a firm pinch on your nipple and a fast yet knowing stroke of your sex.

Thank you for visiting my thread today.

 

[jethrobodeen]

*chuckles* She meant the groping from me everyone, who posts on this thread for the next 24 hours, gets when I hit

1000 posts on this thread!!! Which is today. . .

So do you want your one time no strings attached grope today?

Oh yes, most definately.... But can you pretty-please adjust for my own little singular time zone so it's not too late for me (on knees)?

1000 posts in a single thread! You must have been doing some serious groping, no wonder I missed the most important part!

-JB

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh yes, most definately.... But can you pretty-please adjust for my own little singular time zone so it's not too late for me (on knees)?

1000 posts in a single thread! You must have been doing some serious groping, no wonder I missed the most important part!

-JB

1000 posts with everyone's help not just me posting on this thread.



Yes. . . you posted within the 24 hours of me hitting the 1000 mark, so when you post here again, tell me where you want your "grope" You're the last grope until I hit 2000. . .

 

[jethrobodeen]

1000 posts with everyone's help not just me posting on this thread.



Yes. . . you posted within the 24 hours of me hitting the 1000 mark, so when you post here again, tell me where you want your "grope" You're the last grope until I hit 2000. . .

Ah, see, my luck is already changing

I just shaved "down there" for the first time yesterday, it's so smooth and sensitive....But I wouldn't want to presume anything.....

-JB

 

[plaxo71]

I got a PM once saying:

"R u hot mom? i fuck you k? make sure u write back"


I didnt even dignify it with a response.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got a PM once saying:

"R u hot mom? i fuck you k? make sure u write back"


I didnt even dignify it with a response.

But, but, but, ... I was hoping you could help with my spelling!

Or maybe that was something you could have offered. lol...

It takes all kinds.

 

[mrtnmoon]

41 pages in this thread.... I wonder if any of the PM's I've sent to anyone have shown up in here.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

41 pages in this thread.... I wonder if any of the PM's I've sent to anyone have shown up in here.

What kind of PM's have you sent? Good, bad, or extremely creative?

 

[mrtnmoon]

What kind of PM's have you sent? Good, bad, or extremely creative?

actually, mine would probably entered in the "look at the boring stuff this joker wrote" category.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

actually, mine would probably entered in the "look at the boring stuff this joker wrote" category.

AWwww... no... Boring is also gentlemanly How are you this evening?

 

[mrtnmoon]

AWwww... no... Boring is also gentlemanly How are you this evening?

doing ok, how are you? you don't venture into the truth or dare thread anymore.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

doing ok, how are you? you don't venture into the truth or dare thread anymore.

Nope. . . just kinda lost my ability to think witty there.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Nope. . . just kinda lost my ability to think witty there.

that doesn't stop some of us. lol.