Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[krazeekat]

only because i didn't show you my cock? ...

LOLOL...oh gawd, no! It's because I couldn't use that line on you.

 

[vibes]

LOLOL...oh gawd, no! It's because I couldn't use that line on you.

well, feel free to use whatever line on me

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOLOL...oh gawd, no! It's because I couldn't use that line on you.

NO... you could use...

Hey.. you have boobs.. I have boobs... let's get together so we can make friends.

 

[vibes]

NO... you could use...

Hey.. you have boobs.. I have boobs... let's get together so we can make friends.

how about: "hey, you two have boobs ... i like boobs ... lets make friends"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

how about: "hey, you two have boobs ... i like boobs ... lets make friends"

lol...

ohh ... we could pm..

Mine are bigger than yours... see I just copped a feel!!

 

[krazeekat]

NO... you could use...

Hey.. you have boobs.. I have boobs... let's get together so we can make friends.

Oh that is so dreadful, Red! LOLOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh that is so dreadful, Red! LOLOL

Well obviously I write stories better then come on lines... hence why I rarely ever PM someone for anything other then a question about something that was said or a story on the SRP's... lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If this were true.....

Couldn't he have asked anyone in the threads... ???


Can I ask you a few questions(the truth) its for a class.


1. how old were you your first time. were did he cum?

2.do you do anal? if so do you like it or do you do it just for him.

3. do you swallow?

4. would you take a load in the face/ if you could have him cum anywere were would it be?

5.whats the biggest cocck you've ever had/ did it hurt, would you want bigger

But hey... I'll answer what the heck... fill free to answer anyone... perhaps he's doing a pole or handling his...

1. 20... pussy
2. no... haven't tried it
3. sometimes
4. nope... pussy
5. 9 1/4 inches with cock ring, 8 3/4 inches without... nope not after that first time... shrugs... it depends on how it is used, not the size... the whole woman is involved in sex, not just her pussy.



Now.... a note to him... this is the 2nd time you have PM'd me... Once more 2 things will happen... your lit name goes up here, and your placed on my ignore list... Grow up young boy and when you do... post on the threads like a real man.

 

[grettr]

Sadly my favorite terrible line doesn't work very well on IM. It starts "nice shoes ...." and I imagine that everyone can fill in the rest.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sadly my favorite terrible line doesn't work very well on IM. It starts "nice shoes ...." and I imagine that everyone can fill in the rest.

Nice shoes... Would make me wonder about ya..

Nice to meet you grettr ~ I'm Red

 

[grettr]

Good to meet you red and you're sure you don't know how that line ends?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good to meet you red and you're sure you don't know how that line ends?

I will publicly admit my ignorance... I haven't a clue. I assume a shoe fetish.

 

[grettr]

Oh not at all. The idea is you walk up to lady that looks like fun at say a bar and you look her up and down once *looks red slowly up and down* then you say to her "Nice shoes want to fuck" *smiling at the awful line* On occasion it even works.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh not at all. The idea is you walk up to lady that looks like fun at say a bar and you look her up and down once *looks red slowly up and down* then you say to her "Nice shoes want to fuck" *smiling at the awful line* On occasion it even works.

*chuckling* That is an awful line... lol

I'm sure it works on some... I'm sure these PM's work on some, but you'd think if the person bothered to look at my sig, or at least my profile!! They'd see... Read this before you PM/IM me... lol... and know that those lines won't work on me, but alas... not all are wise.

But hey... some day I'll reach 1000 posts on this thread and that will be a day to celebrate

 

[grettr]

Heh and yeah well normally that line only worrks if both the user the recipient and all of the witnesses are drunk.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I can see where being drunk would help I don't get drunk often, last time was just after Thanksgiving, and I posted on the threads, and my spelling was horrid!

 

[grettr]

Well you should never drink and post very perilous a person could get into so much trouble that way....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know... I only posted on a site I was familiar with... (I think)

 

[grettr]

*laughing* was just thinking about the trouble I could get in posting something meant for here on the wrong site*

 

[keiffers]

Oh not at all. The idea is you walk up to lady that looks like fun at say a bar and you look her up and down once *looks red slowly up and down* then you say to her "Nice shoes want to fuck" *smiling at the awful line* On occasion it even works.

"Nice shoes wanna fuck" is so 80's LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*laughing* was just thinking about the trouble I could get in posting something meant for here on the wrong site*

lol.. ohhh I'm sure it could lead to a bit of talk

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"Nice shoes wanna fuck" is so 80's LOL

I was... 7 in 1980!!!

 

[grettr]

and some raised eyebrows too I imagine.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

and some raised eyebrows too I imagine.

Possibly I'd see some PM's from you to the ladies and have them posted here too!!

 

[grettr]

Well there is nothing in those I'm ashamed up at all