Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well there is nothing in those I'm ashamed up at all

That's good... glad to hear

I'm out the door for now, it was nice meeting you, and chatting with you. Feel free to stop in anytime... and if you get a nasty PM from a lady... or man... fill free to pop in and share that as well

 

[grettr]

Certainly and it has been good meeting you too.

 

[krazeekat]

your profile gave me blue balls and its starting to hurt

Oh for the love of ...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

your profile gave me blue balls and its starting to hurt

Oh for the love of ...

OMG....

Just 3 days ago....


I got the same one... lol... you'd think 3 days would have given him time to come up with something new!!!

 

[krazeekat]

OMG....

Just 3 days ago....


I got the same one... lol... you'd think 3 days would have given him time to come up with something new!!!

What?! You mean I'm not special. Damn, I'm going to pout now.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

What?! You mean I'm not special. Damn, I'm going to pout now.

You're special... I mean... he's the ass... lol

 

[Zmey]

krazeekat stop disclosing my PMing activities

*waves @ RHaF*

 

[Zmey]

"Nice shoes wanna fuck" is so 80's LOL

more modern version is "nice boots, wanna fuck?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

krazeekat stop disclosing my PMing activities

*waves @ RHaF*

*chuckles*... this was the first pm from this guy... I got the second today, so it wasn't you... This time

*waves back*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

more modern version is "nice boots, wanna fuck?"

I like boots... Like shoes too.. stilettos... ohhh yes, and stockings and garters, any whooooo... I'll stop before I get pm'd ...

 

[pleaz_me]

Hey all! Thought I'd drop my latest in here, it was an im on yahoo. After the formalities (asl????) he asked point blank
"What's your favorite position?"
DUH!!! Like I would tell someone I'm never going to lay down with!

 

[Zmey]

in retrospect blue balls ban be very unpleasant but it requires ALLOT of sexual frastration... Only got them one time and I will not discuss the surcomstances...
Alone? In front of the computer? Never. I'd "call-kelly"

Seems like I pop in and out of this thread ... got to go, I'm so tired I got f5 through f8 on my forehead.

And yeah avoid posting pic of "nice boots" many guys are into gothic chicks

 

[krazeekat]

krazeekat stop disclosing my PMing activities

*waves @ RHaF*

Somehow I think you can come up with better lines than "blue balls"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey all! Thought I'd drop my latest in here, it was an im on yahoo. After the formalities (asl????) he asked point blank
"What's your favorite position?"
DUH!!! Like I would tell someone I'm never going to lay down with!

I'm glad he covered the important stuff first... that asl is the clencher for me... if they don't ask I just feel so used

asl = old enough for a real man... not you/yes often but again... not with you/Mmm... any where... to bad for you huh

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

in retrospect blue balls ban be very unpleasant but it requires ALLOT of sexual frastration... Only got them one time and I will not discuss the surcomstances...
Alone? In front of the computer? Never. I'd "call-kelly"

Seems like I pop in and out of this thread ... got to go, I'm so tired I got f5 through f8 on my forehead.

And yeah avoid posting pic of "nice boots" many guys are into gothic chicks

I love boots, but I don't post them often... but I have a collection of AV's that would blow a guy away...

Thanks for popping in today

 

[pleaz_me]

I also like the question "What do you look like?"
My answer is ALWAYS "like me."
What kind of answer do you want?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I also like the question "What do you look like?"
My answer is ALWAYS "like me."
What kind of answer do you want?

lol.. I tell them the same thing.

Or... what are your measurements... I guess I could change from 5'5" to...ummmm I prefer 10 inches but am willing to negociate... lol

 

[pleaz_me]

lol.. I tell them the same thing.

Or... what are your measurements... I guess I could change from 5'5" to...ummmm I prefer 10 inches but am willing to negociate... lol

I do like that one, I'll have to try it! Hope you don't mind! LOL
Maybe I should start telling them I look a little like my mommy and a little like my daddy, then send them a picture of a butt ugly man!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I do like that one, I'll have to try it! Hope you don't mind! LOL
Maybe I should start telling them I look a little like my mommy and a little like my daddy, then send them a picture of a butt ugly man!

lol... ohhh that would be lovely. lol... and nope use whatever you find appealing, but be forewarned... they may pm back...

Great how about 11 then!!! Of course if that happens send them my way

 

[pleaz_me]

NO problem! I had an 11" one time and I swear he got the pussy and deep throated at the same time!

 

[krazeekat]

This might be a bit out of context but it irks me to no end whenever I get this question in pm "what you up to tonight"

My answer?

I'm up to 5' tonight, last night and I reckon even tomorrow night.

I'm bad. I know

 

[krazeekat]

NO problem! I had an 11" one time and I swear he got the pussy and deep throated at the same time!

*gasp*

 

[pleaz_me]

No offense to any race here.....but I get this one often for some reason:
"Have you ever done a black man?"
No, not at all....my son just somehow came out extremely tanned, but if you'd like to show me what it's like to be with a black man, wait behind my son's daddy

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

NO problem! I had an 11" one time and I swear he got the pussy and deep throated at the same time!

Oh my... lol.. He obviously didn't know how to use it properly... lol

 

[pleaz_me]

Oh my... lol.. He obviously didn't know how to use it properly... lol

College boy...I wasn't too much older, but he always thought he was the bomb just cuz he had a big ass cock....from what I hear, he still needs trained!