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pleaz_me said:
College boy...I wasn't too much older, but he always thought he was the bomb just cuz he had a big ass cock....from what I hear, he still needs trained!
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I prefer men older than me or close to my age. Experience is important.
 
Same here...I really get irritated with the guys that are barely in their 20's and keep saying, "Oh, what's wrong with a younger guy? I think older women are hot!"
Of course you do! We know what we're doing and we're horny all of the time!
 
pleaz_me said:
Same here...I really get irritated with the guys that are barely in their 20's and keep saying, "Oh, what's wrong with a younger guy? I think older women are hot!"
Of course you do! We know what we're doing and we're horny all of the time!
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We are horny all the time aren't we... lol... I'm in my 30's I hear that is my prime ;) :p ... I've met a rare number of men in mid 20's that are decent fellows, but an older man has a concept of reality that a man not yet growing facial hair just doesn't grasp. They usually... noooo not all, know the difference between real life and what a person online can willingly give, usually they to have limits and those men are the ones that are worth getting to know... if they don't PM me stupid shit :rolleyes:
 
Horny??? Not at all! Just ask my little purple friend :) I think he's off hiding from me :nana:
 
pleaz_me said:
Horny??? Not at all! Just ask my little purple friend :) I think he's off hiding from me :nana:
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I really need to buy a friend... I'm remiss in that department... I have one in mind that I will probably buy if I ever get around to it... lol :rolleyes:
 
LOL...wish I could find one that uses a rechargeable battery! I'm about to buy stock in energizer!
 
pleaz_me said:
LOL...wish I could find one that uses a rechargeable battery! I'm about to buy stock in energizer!
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I will be sure to look for one... though if there are lurkers out there that know of a good one that does recharge they can pop in and save us from the homework :D
 
That would be great! Hard to find time to really research that....little one looking over shoulder at home, boss looking over shoulder at work.....it never ends!
 
pleaz_me said:
That would be great! Hard to find time to really research that....little one looking over shoulder at home, boss looking over shoulder at work.....it never ends!
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LOL... I just hate buying something I'm not sure will get the job done... lol, I've never used a toy... so I wouldn't want to drop the cash if I was stuck with something that just doesn't cut it... :rolleyes:
 
Oh dear...you've NEVER used a toy? My ex-boyfriend was a truck driver, so he was gone a lot. He bought me one so I'd never have a reason to stray and we'd have more *fun* when he called each night. Have never been without a toy since. Just have to be careful, because I have bought a couple that worked for about 2 minutes, then quit altogether. LOL...they're not exactly RETURNABLE! Generally, you get what you pay for. Usually start at the $20 & up range.
 
pleaz_me said:
Oh dear...you've NEVER used a toy? My ex-boyfriend was a truck driver, so he was gone a lot. He bought me one so I'd never have a reason to stray and we'd have more *fun* when he called each night. Have never been without a toy since. Just have to be careful, because I have bought a couple that worked for about 2 minutes, then quit altogether. LOL...they're not exactly RETURNABLE! Generally, you get what you pay for. Usually start at the $20 & up range.
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Nope never used a toy... I know sad aren't I, but honest :)

The one I'm looking at runs around $60.00 :D I think it should work well... :D Now... If I ever get around to doing it. :eek:
 
I wonder if a thread has ever been ran "Rate your toys"
Maybe we need to start one to find out the best!
 
Maybe I should start one.....look look! I'm almost to 100 posts! If I do that, I may make it!
 
pleaz_me said:
Maybe I should start one.....look look! I'm almost to 100 posts! If I do that, I may make it!
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You may... also pull over to the last thread and you'll hit them in no time... then after hitting one hundred log out then in again and you can have an av!!!! hmm post 101 to be double sure though... sometimes Lit is slow :)
 
Woo hoo! I'm kinda excited (ok, I have no real life!), but I was looking earlier to see what I wanted to use and it seems that I've accidentally deleted several files that I REALLY didn't mean to :(
Guess I'll have to find something else!
 
pleaz_me said:
Woo hoo! I'm kinda excited (ok, I have no real life!), but I was looking earlier to see what I wanted to use and it seems that I've accidentally deleted several files that I REALLY didn't mean to :(
Guess I'll have to find something else!
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What are you looking for... I have a link to my favorite erotic av's :)
 
I don't know...I've seen several on here, but I also saw somewhere that they'll take any copyrighted ones off. Not sure, but would love that link :)
 
Not sure yet if I want an erotic AV or a nice one or an off the wall one yet
 
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