Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[DLL]

I take it that is an often PM for you??



My most often is...

What is a playgrounder?

believe it or not its in chat ..i often get asked are you a guy???


I dont get many PM's

 

[DLL]

They are bordering on the exceedingly dangerously low, not that I'm complaining of course.

maybe if i turn around we can make bookends....

 

[mark197205]

maybe if i turn around we can make bookends....

I think your end of the shelf will get more visits than mine.

 

[mark197205]

believe it or not its in chat ..i often get asked are you a guy???


I dont get many PM's

How can anyone believe your a guy?

you got a PM last night, which you still aint answered yet.........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dll

believe it or not its in chat ..i often get asked are you a guy???


I dont get many PM's

Well you will now.. please remember the opening lines and post the best/worst ones here but remember no names

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

mark..

I think your end of the shelf will get more visits than mine.

Not really.. I think you'd get lots of visits too!!

 

[mark197205]

Not really.. I think you'd get lots of visits too!!

Maybe from a different section of clientele to DLL's..........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Maybe from a different section of clientele to DLL's..........

Probably.. unless they are well... .... you know.. hmmmmm

 

[keiffers]

Pardon me but would you mind letting me see how this Grey Poupon would look smeared across your breasts

that's probably a lame one LOL doesn't work int he bar, doesn't work on lit LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

keiffers..

Pardon me but would you mind letting me see how this Grey Poupon would look smeared across your breasts

that's probably a lame one LOL doesn't work int he bar, doesn't work on lit LOL

I would have responded .... it's funny!!!!

Funny ones are fun to respond to.. lol nothing usually happens.. but they sure are funny to read!!

So got any Grey Poupon???

 

[mark197205]

Probably.. unless they are well... .... you know.. hmmmmm

Yeah, not happened yet anyways though.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

mark..

Yeah, not happened yet anyways though.

Happened to me once from a woman and once from a bi-male.

 

[mark197205]

Happened to me once from a woman and once from a bi-male.

LOL, well aren't you the lucky one..........

 

[DLL]

Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your face or mine?

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress in memory later?

Why not come back to my bedroom and I'll fill you in on a few things?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

[motion for them to come to you with one finger]
If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!

You know, I have a very comfortable bed. Would you like to go slip into something a little more comfortable?

I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

Gee your hair smells terrific.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

They say sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. So are you getting any?


Be unique and different, say yes.

You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend.

Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!

Are you a waitress? because you poured joy into my heart.

Can I try on your shoes?

My mom is picking me up in a half hour, would you like a ride home?

[Diving pick-up line] Have you gone down lately?

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

mark..

LOL, well aren't you the lucky one..........

You think ... lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dll..

Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your face or mine?

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress in memory later?

Why not come back to my bedroom and I'll fill you in on a few things?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

[motion for them to come to you with one finger]
If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!

You know, I have a very comfortable bed. Would you like to go slip into something a little more comfortable?

I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

Gee your hair smells terrific.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

They say sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. So are you getting any?


Be unique and different, say yes.

You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend.

Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!

Are you a waitress? because you poured joy into my heart.

Can I try on your shoes?

My mom is picking me up in a half hour, would you like a ride home?

[Diving pick-up line] Have you gone down lately?

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

Well that is quite a few.. LOL..

 

[mark197205]

Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your face or mine?

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress in memory later?

Why not come back to my bedroom and I'll fill you in on a few things?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

[motion for them to come to you with one finger]
If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!

You know, I have a very comfortable bed. Would you like to go slip into something a little more comfortable?

I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

Gee your hair smells terrific.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

They say sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. So are you getting any?


Be unique and different, say yes.

You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend.

Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!

Are you a waitress? because you poured joy into my heart.

Can I try on your shoes?

My mom is picking me up in a half hour, would you like a ride home?

[Diving pick-up line] Have you gone down lately?

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

LOL!!

I see the Lit queen of lists strikes again..........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

mark..

LOL!!

I see the Lit queen of lists strikes again..........

I wonder how many men will borrow these lines.. LOL

 

[mark197205]

I wonder how many men will borrow these lines.. LOL

I wont need to, I already used them on DLL.........

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I wont need to, I already used them on DLL.........

Quite the creative fellow you are!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmmm...

Great legs???

I guess I still have them..

 

[DLL]

I wont need to, I already used them on DLL.........

oh Mark tell her the truth all you had to do was open your mouth that accent of yours is too cute...



red ask him to say mummy.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dll..

oh Mark tell her the truth all you had to do was open your mouth that accent of yours is too cute...



red ask him to say mummy.....

Mmmmm... that sounds inviting..

 

[Michelrpg]

Hmm, never got a Pm either. But I think thats mainly because there are to much guys around here, and not many girls. Plus, I havent given out any nudepics either (just one normal one) . Speaking of which....im gonna make a new pic.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Michelrpg

Hmm, never got a Pm either. But I think thats mainly because there are to much guys around here, and not many girls. Plus, I havent given out any nudepics either (just one normal one) . Speaking of which....im gonna make a new pic.

NO PM's.. wow.... well I don't do nude pics, except the AV's.. get a lot of PM's about the av's.. lol