Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

DLL said:
Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your face or mine?

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress in memory later?

Why not come back to my bedroom and I'll fill you in on a few things?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

[motion for them to come to you with one finger]
If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!

You know, I have a very comfortable bed. Would you like to go slip into something a little more comfortable?

I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

Gee your hair smells terrific.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

They say sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. So are you getting any?


Be unique and different, say yes.

You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend.

Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!

Are you a waitress? because you poured joy into my heart.

Can I try on your shoes?

My mom is picking me up in a half hour, would you like a ride home?

[Diving pick-up line] Have you gone down lately?

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

:D

Darn DLL I thought you would never use that line.....I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. ...Oh oops......LOL
 
Michelrpg said:
Hmm, never got a Pm either. But I think thats mainly because there are to much guys around here, and not many girls. Plus, I havent given out any nudepics either (just one normal one) :D. Speaking of which....im gonna make a new pic.
Nice new pic by the way. ;) :catroar:
 
I hardly get any pm's ... sometimes I don't even know if that bloody thing works :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
:rolleyes: maybe I need pics.. :rolleyes:




:rolleyes: yep.. maybe.. I do... need some pics....:rolleyes:


LOL, we both know someone who would Love to take them for you... :D
 
MsLynda

MsLynda said:
LOL, we both know someone who would Love to take them for you... :D
Hello there stranger... well.. if I'm ever around your area, you can point the person out to me.. :)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Hello there stranger... well.. if I'm ever around your area, you can point the person out to me.. :)

I already have. LOL He is a professional Photographer..
 
DLL said:
Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your face or mine?

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress in memory later?

Why not come back to my bedroom and I'll fill you in on a few things?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

[motion for them to come to you with one finger]
If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!

You know, I have a very comfortable bed. Would you like to go slip into something a little more comfortable?

I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

Gee your hair smells terrific.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

They say sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. So are you getting any?


Be unique and different, say yes.

You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend.

Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!

Are you a waitress? because you poured joy into my heart.

Can I try on your shoes?

My mom is picking me up in a half hour, would you like a ride home?

[Diving pick-up line] Have you gone down lately?

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

:D


ROFLMAO...I laughed so hard the tears are running down my cheeks...and the thought occured to me... :rolleyes: ...have I ever used one of these?...LOL
 
MrFantasyMan said:
ROFLMAO...I laughed so hard the tears are running down my cheeks...and the thought occured to me... :rolleyes: ...have I ever used one of these?...LOL


I recognize one of them... LOL... the queen of lists strikes again!!!

lmsao...
 
I must really be an old stick in the mud. Don't PM "strange" wenches....well on second thought. :eek: :p :devil: When I do it's usually something like "nice pics of the grandkids" LOL! Lame? I have said "I'm hungry." Now depending on whom it was addressed to, it meant for lunch or.....well, you know. :eek:

Now posting responses and flirting in posts.....I'm incorrigible. LMFAO!
 
69forever...

69forever said:
I must really be an old stick in the mud. Don't PM "strange" wenches....well on second thought. :eek: :p :devil: When I do it's usually something like "nice pics of the grandkids" LOL! Lame? I have said "I'm hungry." Now depending on whom it was addressed to, it meant for lunch or.....well, you know. :eek:

Now posting responses and flirting in posts.....I'm incorrigible. LMFAO!
I'll PM you just to tell you I like your AV :D :D
 
I got this one.. last night.. 5 times in the course of 5 minutes...

Feeling a little....

horny tonight?


Well I guess his hand was busy so the couldn't come up with anything else every minute he hit send. :rolleyes: . I didn't bother answer the first, second, third, forth, or fifth.. funny thing was.. :) I was feeling horny. :D . but I wasn't wasting my time on a line like that... :rolleyes:

5 offers in a minute... He'd finish to quick perhaps! :rolleyes:
 
Hey Babe

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Hey there again, sorry - been away for a while, but feeling horny.


Just how I managed to resist the urge to throw myself bodily into his pm box I have no idea, he's so poetical and what a conversationalist :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
Hey Babe

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Hey there again, sorry - been away for a while, but feeling horny.


Just how I managed to resist the urge to throw myself bodily into his pm box I have no idea, he's so poetical and what a conversationalist :rolleyes:



LOL.. I'm sure, it was hard to hold back wasn't it... minute man well heck he almost had me in 5 PM's.. wonders what would have happened if he had sent one more.. OMG!!!!!
 
See, these are all from guys to the ladies. I have yet to find a woman on here aggressive enough to make first contact.....shout out to the ladies :) :rose:
 
Quinn71 said:
See, these are all from guys to the ladies. I have yet to find a woman on here aggressive enough to make first contact.....shout out to the ladies :) :rose:

How do you want us to come on to you? :)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
How do you want us to come on to you? :)
Well Red you are an awesome story writer I am sure you can think of something :rose:
 
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