Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[R_Hughes1905]

Agreed, I might say something dumb every once in awhile, but I do try to be polite and be as much of a gentlemen as possible. I think anything else would just be.. tacky and sad. lol

Anyway..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

that should do......maybe we can learn them yet...

LOL.. perhaps.. Thanks for editing your post.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Agreed, I might say something dumb every once in awhile, but I do try to be polite and be as much of a gentlemen as possible. I think anything else would just be.. tacky and sad. lol

Anyway..

Well I dont' know you, but you seem like a gentleman all ready.. thanks for posting here and please fill free to always come back and share the lovely and the rude PM's... just remember no names..

 

[omahaman2]

Lines that could be used offline

Lines that Work Every Time!!!!

1. Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

2. Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

3. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

4. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lines that could be used offline

Lines that Work Every Time!!!!

1. Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

2. Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

3. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

4. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Thanks!!! I loved these.. hmmmm.. wonder wish one would work for me... perhaps.. number 2!! I'd get money and a man!!

 

[R_Hughes1905]

lol, those are good.. and to RedHairedandFriendly.. Thank you kindly for the comments.

Jeez, I kinda wish now odd people would IM me so I'd have something to post.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol, those are good.. and to RedHairedandFriendly.. Thank you kindly for the comments.

Jeez, I kinda wish now odd people would IM me so I'd have something to post.

Your welcome..

 

[pleasteasme]

Not all.... I think some just don't care or want to take the time to be suave or polite, but want to get off... but to me that is why you have the movies, dvd's, pictures, and/or stories... so you don't have to take the time to get to know someone... if all someone is looking for is a quick cum... why mess with IM.. grab a chair, put up a story and get to work.

Thank you RH&F,
I have been a lurker of your thread. *lurk* It seems that there are a lot like that. At first it was a little amusing, now it is simply annoying!!! I usually hit the delete button especially if the first two words are, You wanna......

There are so many easier ways to get off on this site, if that is truly what they are searching for. Sometimes, I just don't understand *shakes head*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you RH&F,
I have been a lurker of your thread. *lurk* It seems that there are a lot like that. At first it was a little amusing, now it is simply annoying!!! I usually hit the delete button especially if the first two words are, You wanna......

There are so many easier ways to get off on this site, if that is truly what they are searching for. Sometimes, I just don't understand *shakes head*

Your welcome, and perhaps.... someday.... they'll stop... please fill free to lurk whenever you wish. Thanks for dropping in.

 

[Guest]

A recent amusing pm received by me

hi there

you got any pics of yourself....

Funnily enough I advised him to look at my signature line

 

[Guest]

A recent XXXX pm received by me, this one was advised in no uncertain terms to read my sig line

I bet you'd hate to.....

lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

 

[Guest]

And just to provide balance a nice one received recently. This one received a simple "thank you" in reply.


I am joing here now and i am liking this view.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A recent amusing pm received by me

hi there

you got any pics of yourself....

Funnily enough I advised him to look at my signature line

Ahhh... the ol'.. turn on the Sig. option problem.. I used to have that disease... cured I am now!

A recent XXXX pm received by me, this one was advised in no uncertain terms to read my sig line.

I bet you'd hate to.....

lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?

And just to provide balance a nice one received recently. This one received a simple "thank you" in reply.


I am joing here now and i am liking this view.

How very polite


Thanks for sharing these with us... I have been pretty lucky so far since starting this thread... I think I skeered them off

 

[Guest]

Ahhh... the ol'.. turn on the Sig. option problem.. I used to have that disease... cured I am now!

Red

It never occured to me that he didn't have the sig lines turned on I suppose it is because I always have them turned on I that forget you can turn them off!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Red

It never occured to me that he didn't have the sig lines turned on I suppose it is because I always have them turned on I that forget you can turn them off!!!

I didn't know either... I had all my options off.. Let me tell you.... I smile alot more now that I see everything.. AV's

 

[Casey811]

Ahhh I found the thread!

Me and a lady friend were talking about whether a thread like this even existed for weird/sick/unusual PM's.

Well, a week ago I got this PM from a guy...

i love ur pics. u wanna call me on the phone?

To which I respond...

Well thank you for a taking a liking to my pics but unfortunately I don't call nor give my number out to strangers.

Then he sends a PM...

Well fuck, i finally find a dom top and u wont call me? i can be very sub

I have *no* idea where he got the impression that I was gay, let alone a 'dom top' but talk about out of the blue!

Ooh, I like this thread

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ahhh I found the thread!

Me and a lady friend were talking about whether a thread like this even existed for weird/sick/unusual PM's.

Well, a week ago I got this PM from a guy...

i love ur pics. u wanna call me on the phone?

To which I respond...

Well thank you for a taking a liking to my pics but unfortunately I don't call nor give my number out to strangers.

Then he sends a PM...

Well fuck, i finally find a dom top and u wont call me? i can be very sub

I have *no* idea where he got the impression that I was gay, let alone a 'dom top' but talk about out of the blue!

Ooh, I like this thread

Glad you found the thread... and please fill free to visit anytime

Funny how some will read between the lines.... or the spacing of words.. lol

 

[Casey811]

Glad you found the thread... and please fill free to visit anytime

Funny how some will read between the lines.... or the spacing of words.. lol

Thank you for the warm welcome, I'll surely take you up on the offer to visit.
I *do* have other weird PM's but I don't want to saturate the thread in weird Casey stories

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you for the warm welcome, I'll surely take you up on the offer to visit.
I *do* have other weird PM's but I don't want to saturate the thread in weird Casey stories

Oh please saturate....

I had many in the beginning.... I can't recall them all...

I did get one asking if I would have phone sex with him and another woman I had never met or posted with before...

 

[Casey811]

Oh please saturate....

I had many in the beginning.... I can't recall them all...

I did get one asking if I would have phone sex with him and another woman I had never met or posted with before...

Would you take that as a compliment or weird? I'd think weird!

Most of my weird PM's come from guys though.

WOW! Have you ever let a guy touch it before?

Just a doctor about 10 years ago

Hmmm, did you get hard? I wish my wife would let me bring another guy to bed with us. I'd ask you to join us.

I was feeling somewhat weirded out about being this guys closet gay fantasy, though appreciative he'd consider me for a 'menage a trois'

Well thank you kindly for your thoughts, let me know if she ever decides to share your fantasy

(tongue in cheek of course)

She doesn't have to know about it *lick*

Errrr...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Would you take that as a compliment or weird? I'd think weird!

Most of my weird PM's come from guys though.

WOW! Have you ever let a guy touch it before?

Just a doctor about 10 years ago

Hmmm, did you get hard? I wish my wife would let me bring another guy to bed with us. I'd ask you to join us.

I was feeling somewhat weirded out about being this guys closet gay fantasy, though appreciative he'd consider me for a 'menage a trois'

Well thank you kindly for your thoughts, let me know if she ever decides to share your fantasy

(tongue in cheek of course)

She doesn't have to know about it *lick*

Errrr...

LOL....

and I did think that PM was wierd and odd..

Isn't if fun.. when you get to smart off and they still keep coming back... unless they are raunchy.. ewww..

 

[Casey811]

LOL....

and I did think that PM was wierd and odd..

Isn't if fun.. when you get to smart off and they still keep coming back... unless they are raunchy.. ewww..

As long as the raunch is done tastefully (is that an oxymoron?), I don't mind as it can be rather arousing.

It's the ones that are just blatant like 'tear my asshole apart with that thing!'
that just give me the heebie jeebies

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

As long as the raunch is done tastefully (is that an oxymoron?), I don't mind as it can be rather arousing.

It's the ones that are just blatant like 'tear my asshole apart with that thing!'
that just give me the heebie jeebies

jeeze.... tear my asshole apart... hmmm... Yes.. that would freak me out!!

 

[CURIOUS1026]

WOW.....how ironic that this thread pops up again after not seeing it for a good couple of weeks......and I just literally got a message that would be perfect for it not 15 minutes ago

It said....."Have you ever seen a guy take his own seed before?" or something very similar.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

WOW.....how ironic that this thread pops up again after not seeing it for a good couple of weeks......and I just literally got a message that would be perfect for it not 15 minutes ago

It said....."Have you ever seen a guy take his own seed before?" or something very similar.

OMG!!!!!