Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Chaingun]

A desperate desperate boy.

Certainly not someone with any type of social skills. Must have been raised by monkeys.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Certainly not someone with any type of social skills. Must have been raised by monkeys.

Just lookin' for a quick lay because picking up a girl in a bar isn't as easy as picking up a girl online, the thing is, who knows if he ends up with a girl, or a guy pretending to be a girl.

 

[Aurantica]

I love it when we're to blame for a man's "short" comings.

Or short not-comings, as it were.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Or short not-comings, as it were.....

True.

 

[Chaingun]

Oh, hey. That cuts too close to the bone.

 

[Chaingun]

Lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That was bad. lol


Night all and Merry Christmas.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It's a Lit. snowman. (Yeah, I'm that tired).

 

[The_Fool]

It's a Lit. snowman. (Yeah, I'm that tired).

You were lit alright.

I wonder how you get a chick drunk online so she is more pliable?

 

[Aquagal]

You were lit alright.

I wonder how you get a chick drunk online so she is more pliable?

Chicks get more lippy with drink

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You were lit alright.

I wonder how you get a chick drunk online so she is more pliable?

*chuckles* I have been drunk online - it makes for difficult typing and an interesting read the next morning.

Chicks get more lippy with drink

This too is true.

 

[Chaingun]

*chuckles* I have been drunk online - it makes for difficult typing and an interesting read the next morning.

True.

I'm reading some of the stuff I wrote last night and I'm a tad embarrassed.

Disregard anything I said.

 

[1sickbastard]

I think my best "opening line" came from a Limerick thread. After some interactions with this particular lady on that thread, I sent her a pm, entitled "An Ode to You"

Then we flirted outrageously in limericks for quite a while.

Very fun, very sexy.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

True.

I'm reading some of the stuff I wrote last night and I'm a tad embarrassed.

Disregard anything I said.

*chuckles* All is fine.

I think my best "opening line" came from a Limerick thread. After some interactions with this particular lady on that thread, I sent her a pm, entitled "An Ode to You"

Then we flirted outrageously in limericks for quite a while.

Very fun, very sexy.

At lease you interacted with her on the thread prior to PMing her.

 

[TexasWife25]

heres a fun one

"rubs your hip"

thats all it said
no hi my name is...nothing
just a hip rub

 

[GracefullyYours]

Title: 'hi little slut'
Body: 'come fuck me baby'

One or two desperate nights of cyber sex and this is what he gives you everytime you get on a good year or more later.

The worst ones have the longest memories.....*sigh*

 

[GracefullyYours]

I guess today I'll bump the thread with this lovely tidbit:

23-m here. I recently was dared to strip and put on a show for a few of my ex's older friends, and things got a little bit out of control. Before long I was wearing just white sneakers and oil, and danced and jerked off for the ladies. Care to chat?


Um no. Care to read a thread and learn how to properly chat with a lady?

I got that same exact PM. I'm betting we had the same exact reaction.

 

[GracefullyYours]

heres a fun one

"rubs your hip"

thats all it said
no hi my name is...nothing
just a hip rub

ZOMG I got that one too! Creepy!

 

[cowslinger64]

*shreds story about stripping down to sneakers*



damn.....gotta think of a new one!

 

[Aquagal]

Him: that photo is a good find. It tells a wonderful story to me.

Too bad it wasn't a find. Here I thought he'd remember previously proposing to me......sigh

 

[TexasWife25]

Him: that photo is a good find. It tells a wonderful story to me.

Too bad it wasn't a find. Here I thought he'd remember previously proposing to me......sigh

LOL

I love the guys who PM me and have
totally forgotten having talked to me b4

 

[1sickbastard]

LOL

I love the guys who PM me and have
totally forgotten having talked to me b4

I can't imagine you would be forgettable in any fashion. Good for a laugh at their expense though.

 

[TexasWife25]

I can't imagine you would be forgettable in any fashion. Good for a laugh at their expense though.

aw ty

 

[1sickbastard]

aw ty

YW!

That wasn't a bad openning line, was it?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

YW!

That wasn't a bad openning line, was it?

wrong thread. LOL