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TexasWife25 said:
todays fav i think

"If you let me jingle your bell I will tie a bow round something under my kilt and you can play with it........and I don't mean the bow!!!!!! "
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*snickers* A loose thread from the kilt? :D

jeff_is_smiling said:
This thread provides me the best incentive to NEVER send a PM without being asked to first.....
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That's only one of the reasons its here.
 
One of the worst... (and it isn't funny, sorry...but it's true)

More than once this fellow has sent me emails asking "does this excite you?" and it's a link to a photo.

Normally I ignore anything with a link. But because this was the second time that fellow had contacted me, (and I was bored) I looked at it. It had the word "image", so I knew it would be a pic.

the people having sex in the image looked to be school kids.

I don't know for sure their age. I just deleted it. Did anyone else get something similar? I haven't blocked him but if he bugs me again, I'll probably need to report him, not just ignore.
 
Artina Heartflash said:
One of the worst... (and it isn't funny, sorry...but it's true)

More than once this fellow has sent me emails asking "does this excite you?" and it's a link to a photo.

Normally I ignore anything with a link. But because this was the second time that fellow had contacted me, (and I was bored) I looked at it. It had the word "image", so I knew it would be a pic.

the people having sex in the image looked to be school kids.

I don't know for sure their age. I just deleted it. Did anyone else get something similar? I haven't blocked him but if he bugs me again, I'll probably need to report him, not just ignore.
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I've never gotten anything like that. I would forward the PM to Laurel or Manu and let them handle it, most likely they would delete the users account and if they felt they needed the situation to go further they would have the ways and means of doing so.

I have fowarded her PMs before (2 - I think) that were spammers not just the typical guy hitting on a woman. Those type I got, I believe she deletes the account and blocks the IP address.
 
Title: 'hi little slut'
Body: 'come fuck me baby'

One or two desperate nights of cyber sex and this is what he gives you everytime you get on a good year or more later.
 
southern_slut said:
Title: 'hi little slut'
Body: 'come fuck me baby'

One or two desperate nights of cyber sex and this is what he gives you everytime you get on a good year or more later.
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I hate those PMers that thing one time is enough to make them repeat lovers. There is a reason one time is just that ONE time. lol
 
hmmmm

Not had to many pm's here, but I hate stupid"terms of endearment" like Hi HUN, hey cupcake,sweetiepie or whatever, but worst of all the dreaded
tell tale sign f an INDIAN OR PAKISTAN....HIIIIIIIIIIIII I always answer that with
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii then hit ignore
 
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Eveygirl said:
Not had to many pm's here, but I hate stupid"terms of endearment" like Hi HUN, hey cupcake,sweetiepie or whatever, but worst of all the dreaded
tell tale sign f an INDIAN OR PAKISTAN....HIIIIIIIIIIIII I always answer that with
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii then hit ignore
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First off...welcome to lit! Second...I might send you a PM just because you said you do not get many....it would keep my PMs fresh in this thread anyways...;)
 
Most of the PMs I've gotten here have been good (some great). But, there was one from, I'm assuming a female (no posts/no profile info). She asked me, "Will you be my daddy?" My response, edited here, was: "Only if you build a time machine, and I go back and (sleep with) your drunken mother on prom night."

I don't believe they understood the sarcasm :rolleyes:
 
Eveygirl said:
Not had to many pm's here, but I hate stupid"terms of endearment" like Hi HUN, hey cupcake,sweetiepie or whatever, but worst of all the dreaded
tell tale sign f an INDIAN OR PAKISTAN....HIIIIIIIIIIIII I always answer that with
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii then hit ignore
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I do to. I don't mind them from folks that have posted with me and know me from Lit. but don't try to start a conversation with me by assigning me a label.



jeff_is_smiling said:
First off...welcome to lit! Second...I might send you a PM just because you said you do not get many....it would keep my PMs fresh in this thread anyways...;)
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Hey you. Don't harrass the ladies using my thread as your opening unless they okay it. ;) I run a clean thread. Mellow has that "dirty PM" thread though. :D
 
PhoenixThorne said:
Most of the PMs I've gotten here have been good (some great). But, there was one from, I'm assuming a female (no posts/no profile info). She asked me, "Will you be my daddy?" My response, edited here, was: "Only if you build a time machine, and I go back and (sleep with) your drunken mother on prom night."

I don't believe they understood the sarcasm :rolleyes:
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*chuckles* See, ladies do send crap out too!! :D
 
From someone I've never seen on a thread or anywhere else for that matter.

Him: Up for more than just a quickie?

Me: You must have mistaken me for someone that is weak, timid and nice.
 
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From some yokel with minimal organizational skills and a limited understanding of what a SRP is:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE ON SRP WITH ME?

Hi my name is XXX you can check out my threads XXX, XXXX and XXXXX if you like my stuff maybe we could write together. What kind of sexual activites most get your wet between your thighs? What is your favorite setting for story. Are you dom or sub? If you want to I can write an srp just for us.

Do you like oler or younger men? Are you into women?
Answer these questions and I will give you a really hot but well written srp. I let my threads speak for themselves. I don't want accolades. What I really want is for guys and gals on here to get so horny reading are stuff they have to get out the vibrator or start jacking off.

I like to write on the edge! If you do to pm me.


Seriously? I PMed him back saying his writing isn't my style.
 
PhoenixThorne said:
The few women I have met here have been intelligent, fun people that I enjoyed talking to. In this case, it was either hit delete, or be a smartass. I'm not one to pass up being a smartass ;)
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I have my moments of smartassiness too (another new word for my Lit. dictionary).

Aquagal said:
From someone I've never seen on a thread or a anywhere else for that matter.

Him: Up for more than just a quickie?

Me: You must have mistaken me for someone that is weak, timid and nice.
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If I wanted a quickie I'd just grab my B.O.B.

Aurantica said:
From some yokel with minimal organizational skills and a limited understanding of what a SRP is:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE ON SRP WITH ME?

Hi my name is XXX you can check out my threads XXX, XXXX and XXXXX if you like my stuff maybe we could write together. What kind of sexual activites most get your wet between your thighs? What is your favorite setting for story. Are you dom or sub? If you want to I can write an srp just for us.

Do you like oler or younger men? Are you into women?
Answer these questions and I will give you a really hot but well written srp. I let my threads speak for themselves. I don't want accolades. What I really want is for guys and gals on here to get so horny reading are stuff they have to get out the vibrator or start jacking off.

I like to write on the edge! If you do to pm me.


Seriously? I PMed him back saying his writing isn't my style.
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Wow, he spelled accolades right. *chuckles* Definitely not my style as well. I probably would have sent back his PM with editor notes written in red. :D
 
I guess today I'll bump the thread with this lovely tidbit:

23-m here. I recently was dared to strip and put on a show for a few of my ex's older friends, and things got a little bit out of control. Before long I was wearing just white sneakers and oil, and danced and jerked off for the ladies. Care to chat?


Um no. Care to read a thread and learn how to properly chat with a lady?
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I have my moments of smartassiness too (another new word for my Lit. dictionary).

If I wanted a quickie I'd just grab my B.O.B.



Wow, he spelled accolades right. *chuckles* Definitely not my style as well. I probably would have sent back his PM with editor notes written in red. :D
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Yeah. It's more how he didnt bother to wait for a reply before barraging me with the most basic of questions about what I like. He also didnt seem to be appraoching it like a cooperative project. I get the feeling he would blame any shortcomings on me.
 
Aurantica said:
Yeah. It's more how he didnt bother to wait for a reply before barraging me with the most basic of questions about what I like. He also didnt seem to be appraoching it like a cooperative project. I get the feeling he would blame any shortcomings on me.
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I love it when we're to blame for a man's "short" comings. :rolleyes:
 
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