You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
They have electricity there - you could still post with us.


And they even have running water, too. All you have to do is run out to the well to get it.

ah yes of course....fair enough


YKYSFW this reminds you that part of the premium is that water must be provided.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW you immediately thinking 'boners'

YKYSFW you start thinking...blasted skeletons are having a better time than you and you rush to your closet!

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by wanderer2704
YKYSFW you have a luxury yacht and can't even entice someone to come sailing with you!

yeah that is bad...but remember the Titanic? Well maybe for that 'flying' experience on the deck

 

[midwestyankee]

ah yes of course....fair enough


YKYSFW this reminds you that part of the premium is that water must be provided.

The mutual shower is one of our most popular workouts, so of course water is a requirement.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
The mutual shower is one of our most popular workouts, so of course water is a requirement.

Damn Yank


YKYSFW your SF just went sky high with that image

 

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[midwestyankee]

Damn Yank


YKYSFW your SF just went sky high with that image

Even more popular is the delayed mutual shower, where the SF customer stands outside the shower as the claims adjuster does everything possible to bring the customer's SF to its maximum peak before allowing the customer into the shower for the relief. It's the nuclear weapon in our war on SF.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW you turn your back on this thread for 15 hours and lose your job as SF adjuster not only the Eastern corridor, but your home state as well.

Although I think a case could be made for having multiple agents in certain areas, since SF seems to run rampant....

(and at least it appears the Tennessee is still available)

I held Tennessee for you against a barrage of applicants.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

I held Tennessee for you against a barrage of applicants.

Any area that has that many applicants shouldn't have that much SF!!

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you start thinking...blasted skeletons are having a better time than you and you rush to your closet!

YKYSFW this reminds you of the old Woody Allen line : " being bisexual doubles your chances of having a date Saturday Night" then you think " yeah, and you can be shot down and left SF twice as often"

 

[sirhugs]

Yank is appointing 'claims adjusters' to help settle SF claims for those who insure against it.

Hmmm...sounds a bit like my idea that all us SFers ought to wear 'ask me ' pins.

I struggle to wonder about the extra SF if we get turned down by pin wearers. Perhaps each time we get turned down, we collect a token towards a prize.
But is the prize a date with Pammy Sue Anderson ( or the male equivalent), or a compulsory makeover?

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW you overhear reruns of Startrek and Capt Piccard say's come...and you do.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

YKYSFW you overhear reruns of Startrek and Capt Piccard say's come...and you do.

YKYSFW you start looking in stores for Star Trek uniforms!!

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW you start looking in stores for Star Trek uniforms!!

ya need the piccard voice... YKYSFW the memory of that voice just makes you melt

 

[wanderer2704]

ya need the piccard voice... YKYSFW the memory of that voice just makes you melt

I'm partly there I'm English like he is (was)

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW this reminds you of the old Woody Allen line : " being bisexual doubles your chances of having a date Saturday Night" then you think " yeah, and you can be shot down and left SF twice as often"

YKYSFW you've been there, done that. and don't mind doing it again

 

[MystiqDrgn]

I'm partly there I'm English like he is (was)

You can whisper in my ear anytime. I adore english accents. I'll imagine the uniform ~vicious smiles~

 

[wanderer2704]

You can whisper in my ear anytime. I adore english accents. I'll imagine the uniform ~vicious smiles~

YKYSFW you're not close enough to whisper so have to shout instead which doesn't have quite the same effect.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW you're not close enough to whisper so have to shout instead which doesn't have quite the same effect.

YKYSFW you think of sending Wanderer a damn cell phone...so he can whisper sweet nothings to you.

 

[~Dream~]

YKYSFW ya tell Mystiq ..damn ,For a free cell phone ,I'd whisper sweet Nothings in your ear!! LOL


Good morning all!

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW ya tell Mystiq ..damn ,For a free cell phone ,I'd whisper sweet Nothings in your ear!! LOL


Good morning all!

YKYSFW...you consider the offer and smile viciously.

 

[~Dream~]

YKYSFW...you consider the offer and smile viciously.

Uh oh ...LOL

 

[MystiqDrgn]

YKYSFW you're not close enough to whisper so have to shout instead which doesn't have quite the same effect.

YKYSFW you immediately look up flights to the UK...and wonder if He'd be there at the airprort

 

[wanderer2704]

YKYSFW you immediately look up flights to the UK...and wonder if He'd be there at the airprort

Name the airport - I'll be there!

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Name the airport - I'll be there!

I am in the UK way too often...be careful what you wish for...you just might get it.