You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

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[midwestyankee]

Yup!!

YKYSFW you're afraid to get off the bench and get into the game, thereby insuring you will never end the SF. (or is that "ensuring", Yank? I can never telll when to use which.....)

How did I become the under secretary of usage around here? Sheesh. If you poke around far enough, you'll find that GG discovered a typo (a spelling error - oh the horror!) on one of my posts to another thread just last night.

Therefore, by the power vested in me (by me, myself, and I), I nominate GG to be the cabinet-level officer of grammatical usage and spelling. And I promise that I'll support her and will stand behind her (closely, of course) in any way I can be helpful.

BTW, "ensure" means to make certain that something happens, while "insure" means to guarantee payment in the event of a calamity of some sort.

YKYSFW you start looking around for an SF insurance policy.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

<SNIP>

YKYSFW you start looking around for an SF insurance policy.

YKYSFW you realize an SF insurance policy is paying for no sex and paying for it sounds a hell of a lot better.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW you realize an SF insurance policy is paying for no sex and paying for it sounds a hell of a lot better.

Maybe the policy should work this way: if you reach some specified level of SF, you get to collect benefits from one of the insurance company's roving SF Relief Team members.

Anyone want a job? I think I'm about to start an insurance company. Hooch - you want in as marketing director?

 

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[Cathleen]

The hell with propriety here....... I want to make a claim!!!!! The hell with benefit rights, what my policy covers, whether I am paid to date or not I have a claim and it is not pending - it is DUE!

Are we clear there?

 

[midwestyankee]

The hell with propriety here....... I want to make a claim!!!!! The hell with benefit rights, what my policy covers, whether I am paid to date or not I have a claim and it is not pending - it is DUE!

Are we clear there?

Hooch, it appears you have your first assignment as a claims adjuster.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ummmmm... I want to ENsure that I state this in as a concise, polite and gentlemanly way as possible:

"Hell Fucking NO!"

Not as Marketing Director, anyway... I wanna be a CLAIMS ADJUSTER and provide benefits!!!

(so when can we work out terms of my contract, Yank?)

Contract? We don't need no stinkin' contract. It works like this: you get reimbursed for your incurred travel costs and a reasonable per diem for meals, condoms, lube and other essentials of the job (no, we will not accept receipts for Frappacino by the case). As for compensation for services rendered, this is one of those jobs where the work is so rewarding that most employees never even ask about the pay. Which is good, because getting to keep your job is all the compensation you'll ever get.

However, you're hired. As for your first assignment - and the compensation package - see above, re: Cathleen.

Go get 'em, Tiger!

 

[Cathleen]

Hooch, it appears you have your first assignment as a claims adjuster.

LMAO Not appears Yank - it is definite, unquestionable, explicit and decidedly clear I have a claim.

 

[Cathleen]

Contract? We don't need no stinkin' contract. It works like this: you get reimbursed for your incurred travel costs and a reasonable per diem for meals, condoms, lube and other essentials of the job (no, we will not accept receipts for Frappacino by the case). As for compensation for services rendered, this is one of those jobs where the work is so rewarding that most employees never even ask about the pay. Which is good, because getting to keep your job is all the compensation you'll ever get.

However, you're hired. As for your first assignment - and the compensation package - see above, re: Cathleen.

Go get 'em, Tiger!

omg ROFLMA!!

 

[sirhugs]

ROFLMAO

YKYSFW you are content to just sit and watch the SFer's skinny dip. or something.

YKYSFW you'd get excited just thinking what 'or something' might be

 

[wanderer2704]

I would like to apply for the post of claims adjuster in the UK if you have a vacancy.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

I would like to apply for the post of claims adjuster in the UK if you have a vacancy.

I'll take the NE corridor of the US. I am centrally located in VA.

 

[midwestyankee]

I would like to apply for the post of claims adjuster in the UK if you have a vacancy.

Hired. Now, do you have a preference for male or female cases, or will you take both?

 

[midwestyankee]

I'll take the NE corridor of the US. I am centrally located in VA.

Hired. Now, do you have a preference for male or female cases, or will you take both?

 

[wanderer2704]

Hired. Now, do you have a preference for male or female cases, or will you take both?

Female cases only please.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Hired. Now, do you have a preference for male or female cases, or will you take both?

Either ...Or. Pleasure is pleasure.

 

[midwestyankee]

Female cases only please.

Very good. Now we have an opening for a female employee in the UK.

Any takers?

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW you've been on this thread so much that you automatically know who the two Canadian employees will be. Or will they try to duke it out to be the sole employee and get all the cases? Hmmm...

 

[midwestyankee]

Either ...Or. Pleasure is pleasure.

As we've not had any other applicants for your part of the country (unless Cathleen wants to carve out a territory to the north of you), you're it.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

As we've not had any other applicants for your part of the country (unless Cathleen wants to carve out a territory to the north of you), you're it.

YKYSFW you do the happy snoppy dance for being it.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW you do the happy snoppy dance for being it.

I do believe you will also have to work out a territorial division with one Hooch. As he was the first employee, and I believe he also hails from somewhere near you, he has a right to some prime real estate of his own. Of course, the state of Tennessee alone might be enough to keep him busy.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

I do believe you will also have to work out a territorial division with one Hooch. As he was the first employee, and I believe he also hails from somewhere near you, he has a right to some prime real estate of his own. Of course, the state of Tennessee alone might be enough to keep him busy.

I play well with others... ~venemous smiles~

 

[Cathleen]

As we've not had any other applicants for your part of the country (unless Cathleen wants to carve out a territory to the north of you), you're it.

I'll take New England please!! Male adjustees only, thank you.